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[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 08:42

Good Morning chaps.
A new day and we can now get our minds out of the gutter after last night.

Frosty this morning but sky is bright so should warm up later.

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 22:30

FFP, having looked at some of the stored pics on your laptop - who is stormy daniels?

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 22:23

must say, very tasteful FFP, very tasteful..I am of course referring to the pictures of what you can do with a banana - never knew you could do that with a banana.

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:33

It really is not fair the way FFP leaves us to look after the farm when he goes to Porty - he can blame himself for not training us properly.

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:32

SH!T! had it in reverse and its just knocked the side of the barn in -- hope there was nothing important inside.

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 20:20

Evening Chaps

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 20:20

Oops !
There is an old Massey behind the barn
That will do it ...

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:10

How do you select 4 wheel drive in your Merc -- need to try and get it out of the river as drove in while racing around the field?

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:07

Found it -- way back in August --- "will be back again in Porty in 6 months"

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:05

Probably, but you know I cannot read!

[ffp] 21/2/2018 19:37

I think if you read back it was all there in black and white...

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 18:04

P*ss Off

It is ruddy cold over here !

[ffp] 21/2/2018 17:39

I be putting up gutters, not easy with the tiles in Porty....Getting there in between having to come inside to kool off, thank the heavens I have air con......

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 13:55

LOL

Be somewhat embarassing if they did a body search ...

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 13:18

I swapped his travel sickness pills for viagra. Set the security scanners bleeping like mad bacause of his rod of steel.

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 12:32

That is for sure !
Wondered if his 28 degrees and rising was to do with his Viagra intake ?

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 12:27

ig, why is FFP pretending to be in porty? Is FFP trying to make us jealous? If he is, it is working?

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 11:51

What are you talking about ?????

Morning Poppet

[ffp] 21/2/2018 11:16

28 deg and rising...

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 10:58

I guess you are in porty then.

[ffp] 21/2/2018 10:40

Sunny and warm hereabouts....

That was a hint as to my whereabouts...

Morning fine folk

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 10:00

Morning Ig.