Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:50

Poor mousy - so embarrassed of self, he hides behind mousy wousy

haha

big poo poo


lolllllllllllllll

[idoflykathy] 01/4/2020 17:49

The floated, raised £1m. Their story is growth in retail partnerships.
Nice looking website. Genuine sounding products. But very little reporting or news flow on sales growth. RNS regularly about another X stores stocking the products. Or some fancy research about how good the product is. But silent on the revenue growth. No mention of marketing initiatives. No mention of retailers reordering.
I haven't even looked, but I know the AIM scam model..... so can anyone confirm whether my guess is accurate?

[michael1mouse] 01/4/2020 17:48

Im happy to help you iron out your glitches foc. You can thank me another time.

[idoflykathy] 01/4/2020 17:46

Traffic analysis for Optipharm.com
This is the number of visits, paid or organic.

April 2019: 0
May 2019: 1
June 2019: 1
July 2019: 9
August 2019: 0
September 2019: 1
October 2019: 9
November 2019: 9
December 2019: 0
January 2019: 0
February 2019: 0
March 2019: 0

Are you seriously telling me this is their lead product?
No traffic?
I'm actually thinking this needs reporting to FCA!
Seriously, this is actually a scam.

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:45

Raised 1 million. I guess its ringfenced somewhere

[michael1mouse] 01/4/2020 17:44

Kreature made the same gerbil mistake. Its what happens when you dont know what your doing. Children get caught out.

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:43

They have a CLN that pays 3$% yield. CEOs family members hold a fair bit according to his own RNS

CLN for a "potential listing" of probiotix health limited

[idoflykathy] 01/4/2020 17:42

-Sure I will analyse that now LOL

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:42

133p jam today

loooooooooooooooool

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:41

Poor mouse having a meltdown and thinks its everyone else

hahaha

[michael1mouse] 01/4/2020 17:41

I say your heading for ANOTHER NERVOUS BREAKDOWN JOSEPH.

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:40

I think mouse got blinded by all the Jam tomorrow and bought 133p jam today


hahaha

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:39

They will say DOW headng to 23000 in a minute

[idoflykathy] 01/4/2020 17:37

These numbers demonstrate a website with zero consumer interest.
The last time that Opti spent money on display ads was in 2018.
They are not spending any money on promoting their products. So why in their right might does anyone think that a consumer is going to buy a product because it is sat on the shelf of a retailer?
Retail doesn't work like that.
The brand gets given shelf space.
The brand has to promote it's products to consumers to raise awareness.
If they don't, no one buys. Retailer does not replenish stock. Eventually retailer ditches them. Now I haven't even gotten this far, but I bet Opti don't announce all the retailers that churn, or the ones that don't replenish. I bet all they do is announce "another shelf space signed up!!!!"..."Jam tomorrow everyone"...but I also know that the only metric increasing is number of "partners signed"...but sales are dead and not growing.

[sentimentrules] 01/4/2020 17:36

lads id stop playin if i were you

get chimp slapped hahaha