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[kalpesh69] 18/5/2002 19:02

LOL1

MEOW

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 19:00

silly man , everyone knows i'm a dog , i've been on telly.
i'm off to the park to chase the squirrels , bye bye.

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[kalpesh69] 18/5/2002 18:58

no hes a confused cat, he THINKS he a dog

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 18:57

i'm special!

[kalpesh69] 18/5/2002 18:49

stop lying

we all know the only animal that can type is CATS not dogs

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 18:37

that's my owner , i'm only a dog.
he's the alcoholic gambler that i live with , confusing isn't it?
life has been quite pleasant since he's been at east croydon station.

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 18:29

i got him!
he tried to get away by climbing over the fence , but i bit him right on the tail. that'll teach him.
you should have heard the sound he made , it went a bit like this MEEEOOOWWAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 18:11

sounds yummy , do they do squirrel flavour?
that pesky cat from next door is making faces at me through the window.
i might have to get him!

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 17:59

i hadn't thought of that and there are a lot of people who are already angry with me.
the butcher stands there shaking his fist at me after i steal some his sausages.
he can't catch me though , i'm too quick hee hee.

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 17:48

not yet , but there is still plenty of time.
jade , you seem like a clever person , can you answer a question for me?
why don't they make dogfood in flavours that us dogs would really enjoy?
i would buy cat and squirrel flavour if they made it , YUM YUM!

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 17:36

i used to work with steve austin the 6 million dollar man and jamie sommers the bionic woman. if they had a job that involved running very fast and biting people , then they called me. unfortunately they found out that i had been letting some of the criminals go and keeping the money to spend on biscuits.
i like biscuits , especially chocolate ones.

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 17:20

ok i will and i'll tell him that you sent me.
going on the slide is one of the few pleasures that i still have in life since i had to give up crimefighting.

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 17:08

i don't have my hair cut , i like it long.
my local park has a rotten old parkie who tries to stop me going on the slide.
should i bite him?

[jonc] 18/5/2002 17:05

Bionic,
Sallys had her hair cut what about you?
After school i went to the park but i didnt see a deer but i did see a swing!
Jade.

[bionicdog] 18/5/2002 16:56

i'm afraid i got up too late and missed him.
i did go to richmond park yesterday and saw some deer.
what about you?