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[golly blackwell] 04/7/2011 23:23

Hammy - FBLOL! (re teh 2 berth)

[fillyboy] 04/7/2011 22:48

MichaelG1 - 4 Jul'11 - 08:21 - 8981 of 9129

I am thinking of getting some sort of caravan - either a static or one of those tourers but which is based at some permanent site. Thoughts?

Get a boat, less depreciation.

[prambigear] 04/7/2011 21:09

#9120 You've lorst me Golly. Have I spake wrongly somewhere? Jeek missed? Where?

[wiganer] 04/7/2011 20:56

re 9124

Send all pies to ye Wiganer Pie Weighing Service
















































































Unfortunately ye Wiganer Pie Weighing Service is unable to return pies

[man overbored] 04/7/2011 19:21

9123:

MJ - whilst alive, he was plain Frank. Amongst his circle of mates, he has, since his demise, always been called Dead Frank, to differentiate him from another Frank, who is still kicking (or was a few days ago).

He was a bloody brilliant bloke, Dead Frank. He once bet me a score that his car engine was so finely tuned, that he could rev it to teh max, whilst static, & a glass of Guinness, filled to teh brim & placed on teh bonnet, would not spill over. I took this bet & he won - never seen anything like it. It cost me £20.85 - aye, Dead Frank ensured I not only went for, but paid for, teh stout.

When he was newly qualified, he used to leave work every Friday night, telling his boss that, in teh next 48 hours, he would earn 3 times what he had earned that week. And he did. Tarmacing with his Da & brothers.

RIP Francis, mate.

[madjock2] 04/7/2011 18:53

On the subject of weighing.

Where would you weigh a pie?

[madjock2] 04/7/2011 18:52

MO

This 'dead Frank'. What was he called pre demise?

[madjock2] 04/7/2011 18:51

Pram do you normally have a long walk on fasting days? Have you ever weighed the result?

[teh hampster] 04/7/2011 16:33

Morning chops.

I would advise not buying a caravan. Teh chances, however remote, of landing next door to Charles Bore are just too great.

[golly blackwell] 04/7/2011 16:09

Aye, and getting teh wrong end of teh stick wrt jeeks on teh free bb, Pram.

Good luck.

[prambigear] 04/7/2011 16:06

Roight.... teh gym calls (at least it will take my mind off food - or the lack of)

[prambigear] 04/7/2011 16:04

#9116 Aye Mikey, but what about teh earring?

[white fox] 04/7/2011 16:04

#9108 No mate. It was at my gaff.

[michaelg1] 04/7/2011 15:43

#9110 - for teh avoidance of doubt Pram, I was jeeking, I do not approve in tattoos other than as a mark of a filthy bird on teh lower back.

[man overbored] 04/7/2011 15:40

9113:

Booze. More than you could point a very big stick at. In his last couple of years, he would go straight to teh pub from work & stay there until it shut.

[prambigear] 04/7/2011 15:37

I lose up to 6lbs on a "fasting day"*









































*then put 8 on the following day ;-)

[golly blackwell] 04/7/2011 15:36

What was that, MO?

[golly blackwell] 04/7/2011 15:36

WAFLOS - New SIM being posted tonight.

[man overbored] 04/7/2011 15:33

9103:

'Stop' me if I've 'mentioned' this before, but my late mate, Dead Frank, would go several days without any food, only drinking water, and during this fasting would spend one or more entire days ( 8 hours )in teh sauna at teh gym, only emerging infrequently for a cold plunge. I think his record weight loss was just under 2.5 stones in a week.

That 'said', I don't endorse anything he ever did. One of his other obsessions caused his untimely death in his mid-40s.

[golly blackwell] 04/7/2011 15:30

On teh phone to Vodafone...

[michaelg1] 04/7/2011 15:28

#9106 - were you driving mate?

#9107 - eh?

[prambigear] 04/7/2011 15:22

b n/#9102 Have you thought how that will look when you are (say) 55? ;-)

What about a diamond stud earring? Hab n/bn/ -