Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[0ili0] 29/5/2019 13:41

Tickets to Deutschland sorted.GKP Uber alles.

[gkphero] 29/5/2019 13:23

Plenty of large buys going through here.

Get in now as the share price will rocket at 3.26pm

[bigdog5] 29/5/2019 13:16

Where are all the clueless ones that were bleating about their tiny gains made since the great shareholder robbery of 2016? It would seem that their imaginary train is stuck in the sidings and going nowhere.

It will though afford them time to reflect on all the shares they were buying everyday up to the old £4 and beyond. The shares that were then wiped out with a consolidation that most of the "experts" advised wasn't going to happen. They keep very quiet about that though in order to try and "save face" and their reputations.

The cash cow continues to be milked and always will be but not by shareholders. However, they just don't get it:-)

[urals] 29/5/2019 11:51

Surprised that dividend timetable not published.
Unusual. However at 2.20 over 7.7% was too good too ignore.
I am optimistic Broadford Bay. A larger cash cow with such divvy cover is difficult to identify, particularly as historic FTSE major dividend payers are declining. I switched my entire Shell holding to here today.

[broadford bay] 29/5/2019 11:28

Well, that was a bit of a damp squib wasn't it?

I still expect the major, and negative, re-rating to continue.

Where are all our super-optimists this morning?

[guypender] 29/5/2019 11:08

TESS SAYS BUY MORE

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 11:00

NO DIVIDENDS ON THE STOLEN PRE-RESTRUCTURE SHARES


7.55% ON THE FEW YOU HAVE LEFT


GREAT RESULT

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 10:48

OLD MONEY SACRIFICED SHARES

NEW MONEY TOP SLICES ON DIVIDENDS

[guypender] 29/5/2019 10:47

KARMA.....

[bocarugga85] 29/5/2019 10:42

PAYING A DIVIDEND: RETURNS MONEY TO SHAREHOLDERS.




AS ALL REPUTABLE COMPANIES SHOULD.

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 10:38

DRAIN THE CASH


NEWCOMERS BENEFIT MOST

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 10:34

PAYING A DIVIDEND TAKES MONEY OUT OF THE COMPANY

[bocarugga85] 29/5/2019 10:31

Wow, 5 posts from Tess in a matter of minutes. On the day 2018 accounts are published? Hmmmmmm.

Read the accounts people.

[chinese_takeaway] 29/5/2019 10:27

Any specific div ex or record dates pensioner?

[habshan] 29/5/2019 10:22

RNS Number : 3817A
Gulf Keystone Petroleum Ltd.
29 May 2019
Publication of Annual Report and Accounts

Notice of Annual General Meeting

Gulf Keystone has today issued its Annual report and accounts for the year ended 31 December 2018. The Annual report and accounts are now available on the Company's website www.gulfkeystone.com.

In addition, the Company's 2019 Annual General Meeting ("AGM") will be held on Friday 21 June 2019 at the Hilton Frankfurt Airport, The Squaire, 60549 Frankfurt am Main, Germany, at 10:00 a.m. (local time). The Notice of AGM has been posted to shareholders today and a copy of the Notice will also be made available on the Company's website: www.gulfkeystone.com

[mcfly02] 29/5/2019 10:13

I hope they come for certain Kurdish officials.

'McMafia' laws used to freeze three London properties worth £80m
hxxp://news.sky.com/story/mcmafia-laws-used-to-freeze-three-london-properties-worth-16380m-11730562

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 10:04

PAYING A DIVIDEND


LOWERS THE SHARE PRICE

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 09:46

YOU FILLED YOUR BEST BOOTS

THEN LOST THEM

CAN ONLY AFFORD TO FILL YOUR FLIP-FLOPS NOW

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 09:38

USED TO BRAG ABOUT THE MANY SHARES YOU HELD



NOW YOUR ALL FAR TOO EMBARRASSED TO SAY

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 09:32

BUT YOU BRAGGED FILLING YOUR BOOTS WITH THE OLD SHARES


YOU BLEW YOUR CASH


AND YOU COULDN'T AFFORD MANY NEW SHARES

[chinese_takeaway] 29/5/2019 09:21

Yields at 7.65% anyone buying nowNobody's selling obviouslyTrivial volumes at 0.04% so far

[tess_tickle] 29/5/2019 08:49

0.0755% YIELD IF NO 1 FOR 100 CONSOLIDATION HAD TAKEN PLACE


0.000717% YIELD IF RESTRUCTURE HADN'T TAKEN 95% OF SHARES



7.55% LOOKS GOOD BUT THEY TOOK MOST OF YOUR SHARES



LONG TERM HOLDERS HAVE LOST THEIR ORIGINAL SHARES



ONLY NEWCOMERS AFTER CONSOLATION BENEFIT THE 7.55% YIELD

[stockport loser] 29/5/2019 08:14

Yield minus 98%.

[bigdog5] 28/5/2019 23:41

Perhaps the "tidal effect" is just more bull kaka that was used in the past by certain individuals with vested interests?

Is it not strange that the company had the opportunity to come out with another CPR and yet chose to retain the one that is now several years old? Could it be that the numbers haven't increased?

There does appear to be a lack of urgency with wells, workovers and pumps. Have they encountered more "issues" that need addressing?

Could it be that all the hype and huge numbers from the time under Kozel and his mates are just fantasy after all?

Is the fantasy of shai CON beginning to finally unravel?