Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[jasper the wolterix dog] 05/10/2016 21:52

tess

the hanging troll

another good pub sign

[lardner23] 05/10/2016 21:50

Roverite, I class myself as a neutral, given the bb seems more about the Sharks v Jets most of the time. I'm out to protect my capital in any stock market punt, so may be more risk averse than others; you won't find buy/sell recs in any of my posts, nor any persuasive stuff. I'm not interested in spin, just facts and rational discussion/speculation...and banter, when it's entertaining.

Nesto, divisive? I highlight bs if I see it (my subjective judgement, natch, but the antennae are reliable), particularly if I think it's intended to be influential, eg if it allegedly comes labelled as 'intel from high places', 'whatever you do, don't sell', 'you're being ripped off' etc. And that's to both sides, as you will have noted. I mean, why would anyone try to influence others unless it was for their own benefit?
But it's lovely to see you and Oilman agreeing with one another that I'm a toad, sitting on my high horse :))) Clever? No, I think I'm just average, with an above average dose of common sense. I'm focussed on the art of the possible in the stock markets, not a daydream that belongs to someone else.

[joseki] 05/10/2016 21:49

The answers were in the Muppets Munch

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 21:39

Ha ha ha.

How on earth does cutthecagain get from "Memery Crystsl having ADVFN accounts" to "threats"?

One might as well say that it's a threat to mention that Tommy Nutter was a tailor.

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 21:33

Holding for a 10 bagger.

[slider27] 05/10/2016 21:32

OI have you got small willy syndrome by any chance?

[cutthecagain] 05/10/2016 21:32

I wouldn't think it wise to threaten a legal firm Bobby

You're not wise or rich enough

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 21:31

UPDATED: KRG signs oil-audit agreement with Deloitte
By Rudaw 40 minutes ago

ERBIL, Kurdistan Region—The Kurdistan Regional Government (KRG) signed an agreement with Deloitte, the largest professional and financial services company in the world, to conduct an audit of the Kurdistan Region’s oil production, exportation, and revenues.

Bringing Deloitte in is part of the KRG’s economic reform plan and to increase transparency in the oil sector. Most of the world’s oil companies have dealt with and worked with Deloitte.

“Signing this contract and tasking an independent world famous company, one of the four best-known companies in the world with fame, position and expertise, with auditing in the Kurdistan Region is a very serious and important step of the KRG to provide more transparency in oil and gas revenues and expenditures. It is a sign of the KRG’ seriousness and commitment to reform and transparency,” reads a statement published by the KRG, citing comments made by Prime Minister Nechirvan Barzani.

“The KRG will share the auditing reports of this company according to the working standard in this sector to relevant departments and citizens, and of course will take needed action based on the recommendations of these reports.”

Deloitte will audit all aspects of the oil and gas industry in the Kurdistan Region, including production, exports, sales, internal use, refineries, and bonuses, the statement detailed.

According to the agreement, from now on no Ministry of Natural Resources (MNR) report will be published without first being reviewed by Deloitte.

“The independent auditing project for all the KRG oil and gas revenues and expenses by an international auditing company was approved in the last Council of Ministers meeting. This independent auditing is for all the KRG oil production and sales,” Safeen Dizayee, spokesperson for the KRG, told Rudaw.

According to Dizayee, four large financial service and auditing companies were invited to submit bids and “The chosen company independently will audit all the processes of production, marketing, and oil revenues. And will submit a monthly report.”

Deloitte will audit all operations data, production and revenues of all oil companies since they began operating in the Kurdistan Region. The MNR will also provide all of their data to Deloitte.

Deloitte is a multinational professional services firm headquartered in New York City. It is the largest professional services network in the world by revenue and number of professionals. Deloitte provides audit, tax, consulting, enterprise risk and financial advisory services for more than 244,400 clients globally.

The agreement signed between representatives of the KRG, Prime Minister Nechirvan Barzani Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister Qubad Talabani, and representatives of Deloitte, Neil Hargreaves and Robert O'Hanlon. Other KRG officials were also present, including the head of the audit agency and the head of the integrity commission.

The KRG is also in the final stages of signing a similar contract with Ernst and Young, another top international auditing company, to complete the process of auditing the oil and gas industry, the KRG’s statement said.

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 21:30

nb seems rather upset this evening.

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 21:23

Oh dear.

Shall we talk Maserati Quattroportes? I bought mine with about 12,000 miles on the clock. Dark blue...I always like that colour on a high-performance saloon. But should the interior be cream, black, grey or - very daring, and very 60s - red? To be frank, they're all good choices, you can't go wrong with any of them. But if you were ordering a NEW one, and you had to specify which...what would be the choice?

Cream would perhaps be for when you have a starlet in the car with you. My Lady Gaga lookalike, perhaps?

Black might be best for business...ideal for calling your broker and saying "Buy 20 million GKP!" or striking a deal while cruising down Park Lane.

Grey...very tasteful. Imagine sitting in the Maser with your art dealer, discussing your intended purchase of a Salvador Dali...a man of wealth and taste!

Red. Racy! Like your bird's lingerie. But also *delightfully* retro. You could wear a Tommy Nutter suit (as I do...but not to Pantomimes lol) and have some original vinyl LPs on the back seat, and it could be Carnaby Street all over again.

What a fascinating topic.

[nestoframpers] 05/10/2016 21:18

Iraq Pulse ‏@TheIraqPulse 14m14 minutes ago

Why calls for independence are in decline in Iraqi Kurdistan

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[nicebut] 05/10/2016 21:08

Quite annoying when someone posts a great deal isn`t it?

Like your 4000+ posts over on LSE....Last year- That got removed.

[nicebut] 05/10/2016 21:07

Well if neither of you can think of anything...?? Must be something?

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 21:05

nestoframpers: I think he has gone nuts.

[tess_tickle] 05/10/2016 21:04

The Bondholders Barrel

What a good pub sign !

[phil_turde] 05/10/2016 21:04

If you know where to look you can source BLUE posters full names and address and their credit card details and for less than they pay advfn for their monthly subscription.

[nestoframpers] 05/10/2016 21:03

He is either on 50p a post or he has gone nuts Bob .

[nestoframpers] 05/10/2016 21:02

DMI KRG ‏@DMI_KRG 6h
#Kurdistan Regional Government signs a contract with @Deloitte to audit #oil revenues & contracts, in an effort to solidify #transparency



3rd pic along Haramwi , had sweetie box taken off him.

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 21:02

Hilarious!

NICEBUT IS NOT A SHAREHOLDER and therefore the share price is of no importance to him.

[nicebut] 05/10/2016 21:01

O_I,

Come on- While it`s quiet and before the psyco Zorbore is woken...

What exactly have you ever got right (WRT GKP) apart from the CC decision....(Now think before you speak)- Because the share price is:

2p

Edit : LOL

Double Edit: `m sorry, I shouldn`t laugh...

[nicebut] 05/10/2016 20:59

Because its 2p??

I`m in a good mood- Middle of a Tom Hanks film- Bridge of Spies- Life is good. Even my neck doesn`t hurt tonight.

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 20:58

GKPhero: the non-shareholder trolls are in an ugly mood. It can't be because Jon Ferrier has names of a number of senior GKP and Memery Crystal people who have ADVFN accounts, can it? Probably not...but quite what enrages them so much when THE BARRELS are mentioned, I can't imagine.