Chariot Share Discussion Threads

[cat33] 26/6/2024 13:35

Good summary from Jim https://oilman.beehiiv.com/p/oilman-jims-letter-june-26-2024Worth reading

[hsfinch] 26/6/2024 09:03

Latest news...Morocco building floating LNG terminal to bring in more gas. That will spook enog.

[jpodtrading] 23/6/2024 14:58

Uncanny how that starts compared to me!

[hsfinch] 23/6/2024 11:45

A hold?? I thought this sh!t show was supposed to be worth 57p.

[paleje] 23/6/2024 09:36

OB's summary dated yesterday worth a read. Thanks OB that's the 3rd of your share summaries I've read and they've all been thorough.

[aimloser1] 23/6/2024 08:48

Rather confusing write up from ST last week. He talks up potential but then recommends a Hold. Not sure if anyone knows for sure which way this stock is heading

[brazilnut1] 22/6/2024 16:10

Not yet but that's this bod all over, all gloss and glitz but no substance. Your right, waste of money and not very green is it ?

[jpodtrading] 22/6/2024 09:43

I just got a glossy Chariot annual report through the post, that's a first!
I've only got 45k shares so that's a bit weird.
Maybe I'm negative, but it's worrying if they're sending the likes of me this! .. and a waste of our money!
Anyone else get one?

[brazilnut1] 21/6/2024 11:31

Dont think too far out there.

[hsfinch] 21/6/2024 06:26

Weekly Management Meeting, Regus Serviced Office in MayfairAP-morning fellas and welcome onboard Malcy. Malcy-thanks AP. What's on the menu today?AP-let's keep it short. Julie how was your trip to Casablanca?Julie-super. The receptionist really is a cracker. I told ONHYM we won't be testing onshore any time soon. Malcy-super. Never test a well if you can avoid it in case its a duster. And most of em are. A puff piece on the blog is worth ten tests. AP-great. That's what we pay you for Malcy. Julie-what's your line on enog's asset sale AP?AP-all good mate. They probably gonna use the money to buy us. Malcy-super. I'll put that in the blog over the weekend. Back to my first point. What's on the menu today?AP-how does a dozen oysters and steak-frites at the Ritz sound?Malcy-super. Theyre doing an offer on a 2012 Chateau Palmer too. Its a snip at £375. Julie-super. I'll do the minutes later. AP- let's go. I want an eye full of the receptionist on the way out.

[hsfinch] 18/6/2024 20:48

Coz mug punters were conned into thinking the company was worth a quarter of a billion quid.

[master investor] 18/6/2024 14:20

600k buy printed. Wow

[ham74] 18/6/2024 13:21

How and why did this thing get up to 22p in 2022?

[brazilnut1] 17/6/2024 08:32

See Jimmy on LSE mumbling his usual "insider" knowledge again. Where does he get this from ? He puts timescales on various outcomes too, none of which have been right so far. Energean dropping like a stone. Based on what ? Anchois being a dud maybe ?

[brazilnut1] 17/6/2024 08:17

Start week as mean to go on. Down.

[brazilnut1] 16/6/2024 16:44

Another pish week, lots morw to come eh Gekko ? You on your holidays or inside again. I hope inside as public safer.

[hsfinch] 14/6/2024 16:02

Weekly Management Meeting, Regus Serviced Office in MayfairAP-morning Julie. Let's keep this one short. Julie-shorter than the receptionists skirt. Hahaha.AP-she's a cracking bird Julie. Hahaha. What's the receptionist in Casablanca like?Julie-another cracker AP. The skirt could be a tad shorter. But beggers can't be choosers. Hahaha. AP-I thought the EGM went off well. The board is backing us all the way. The bonus will come in handy too.Julie-super. Have you had any more thoughts about taking Malcy on the payroll?AP-I'm thinking about it. It's his expenses that worry me. Talking of which, fancy lunch at the Ritz?Julie-super. Lets go. I'll write up the minutes later.

[hsfinch] 13/6/2024 17:11

Emergency Strategy Meeting, MayfairAP- Morning fellas. The results announcement has gone down like a fart in a packed elevator. But we are ahead of the game after last week's management strategy meeting.Frenchy-D'accord AP. I have...AP-Shut it Frenchy. We must cut costs now. Here's the plan fellas. We sell the hydrogen business. Total has offered us back costs amounting to £2mill and I have accepted. We sell the solar panel and back-up diesel gennies rental business. I will take it private for £1mill. Julie-that's bold and brilliant AP. Jock-great AP. We are an oilie. Let's stop pretending that the transition stuff will keep us in the bonuses we deserve.AP-shut it Jock. Next we pull-out of Loukos. It was meant to deliver early cash. Its done the opposite. We have been offered £1million by a local company and I have accepted the offer. Frenchy- scare bleu AP...what will I...AP-shut it Frenchy. And finally cost cutting. Frenchy you're fired. Julie will right size the Morocco operation. That means a serviced office with a dolly bird on reception. Jock-great AP. We are elephant hunters. Loukos was a job creation scam for...AP-shut it Jock. Jock you're fired too. Julie will right size the operation here in London. That means a serviced office for myself and Julie with a dolly bird on reception.Julie-notices of redundancy have been drafted and will be issued to all affected staff this week. Jock-what is the package like AP and will it include the stonking bonus Im due if...AP-all staff will receive their legal and contractual entitlements. Jock-Ive got an estate in the borders to look after. If my package doesn't include the stonking bonus I will sue. AP-Jock you have got 10 minutes to clear your desk and leave the building. Frenchy-mon dieu. This is serious. AP I will forgo my bonus to keep my job and help rebuild Chariot into a ftse 100 company. AP-I'm sorry Frenchy but you are as much to blame as Jock. Youve been on the payroll for 4 years and you have not delivered the field plan or the GSA or any finance. Frenchy-mais non AP. Jock was responsible for all of those. Mon dieu. I will take a salary cut. Julie-its over Frenchy. Take it like a man. AP has let go 2 pillars. We dont need 4 pillocks living it large. 2 is enough. And thats AP and yours truly. [Frenchy and Jock leave the boardroom for the last time]AP-what a relief Julie. We can now sit on our hands and wait for the Energean well test and hope that Jock hasn't been spinning us a yarn for 5 years.Julie-well said AP. I'll convene an EGM to rubber stamp our plan and our stonking bonuses for right sizing the company. AP-but only after a glass or three at the Ritz to celebrate.