Thus Share Discussion Threads

[jonjonck] 31/3/2018 09:13

Good Morning chaps.

Just cannot fathom out why Gates flew Frinton Airlines and not the close sounding Phrinton Airways. Everyone knows Frinton Airlines are rubbish hence why we started Phrinton Airways.
It has come to light Gates was not even on FFP's plane and has been in Frinton Airport all this time and not at Phrinton Airfield.
Does anyone actually know where Frinton is apart from Gates?

[ignoble] 31/3/2018 08:20

Can't get the staff !

Ruddy pain

[gateside] 31/3/2018 08:02

Flight's delayed. Ruddy Frinton airlines!!

[ignoble] 31/3/2018 07:38

Morning Chaps
Another beautiful Spring morning
NOT

[ffp] 30/3/2018 23:29

Spain here we come, I have a new compass...bear with me...

[gateside] 30/3/2018 23:19

Cold and expensive!

[ffp] 30/3/2018 22:55

So how is Norway?

[gateside] 30/3/2018 22:50

One of the pilots looks like he belonged on a farm!

[gateside] 30/3/2018 22:50

I've changed airlines. Too much riff raff at Frinton. So have upgraded!

[jonjonck] 30/3/2018 17:26

Have to wait for gonzo, he will know what to do.

[ffp] 30/3/2018 16:10

The passengers are getting restless and shouting anti Phrinton aire slogans...placated for now as got kylie to walk down the aisle singing without her clothes on....Nice little tune.

[jonjonck] 30/3/2018 15:23

Take your magnetic health wristband off and all will be well again and compass will work. Switch your mobile phone on and wait for a message welcoming you do the country - it will tell you what country you are in.

[ffp] 30/3/2018 15:14

All wearing shorts and tee shirts. They are going to sue the weatherman as Spain is supposed to be scorcheo... Do you think I may have my compass upside down.. I did have a theodolite with me...

[ignoble] 30/3/2018 14:17

Oops !
It appears that you have got terribly lost.
Never mind , nice surprise for the passenger's.
They should be very grateful

[ffp] 30/3/2018 14:14

Bloody cold and lots of snow here in Spain, do not understand it. Sea is frozen solid, why would gate want to go to Spain?

[ignoble] 30/3/2018 14:06

I am making sure that all upstairs lights are turned off just in case Captain FFP should get confused.

[ignoble] 30/3/2018 13:55

If Biggles does turn to starboard too soon , he will be above Ig Towers !
DUCK !

To be absolutely correct , it should be
Steerboard
Port side of vessel moored to the jetty
The Steerboard side obviously not or it would be crushed

[jonjonck] 30/3/2018 13:54

(See FFP, I do read your posts, I just do not always comment straight away!)

[jonjonck] 30/3/2018 13:53

Same here, the rain persisting down and it ain't very warm. Not a day for venturing far from home. Good excuse to do some house cleaning.

Just had a report from the airport, Gate's flight is having to return and FFP will no longer be piloting the plane. The low pressure is playing havoc with the boil on his bum. Kylie, who recently got her pilots licence will be flying instead.

[ignoble] 30/3/2018 13:31

Dreadful day down here
Dismal

[ignoble] 30/3/2018 13:30

He will just have to go the long way round ....may take a day longer

[jonjonck] 30/3/2018 12:55

Nooooooooo! Has FFP gone -- it is turn right not left.

[ignoble] 30/3/2018 12:48

Take off from Phrinton heading south
After an hour or so , turn left

Can't miss it