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[ignoble] 01/2/2018 21:11

Lol
Where is JJ ...not like him not to pop in
Probably got toothache and trying to convince Mrs JJ he needs to see the dentist again.

[ffp] 01/2/2018 20:31

BTW ig, yep eaten at 6.45. bangers without the mash, some sort of newby potatoes thing with beans and a stuffed mushroom, WTF it was stuffed with I dare not ask but probably Lidles will know.

[ffp] 01/2/2018 20:29

Yes who is gonz..well who are you is more to the point? Doi you think that JJ is under the thumb or is he just cookin cawfee?

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 20:03

Where's Gonzo

Who is Gonzo

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 20:02

I don't know

[ffp] 01/2/2018 20:00

remember what?

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 19:41

It is reality or is it ?
I can't remember

[ffp] 01/2/2018 19:38

Your imagination is in good order then ig...

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 19:33

Dreadful state of affairs
Oh gawd , you are right , we do eat earlier as the years go by
Be elevenses next and a cup of tea and a slice of cake in the afternoon

Next will be a blanket of my legs whilst watching TV.
And then the ultimate ....Jigsaw Puzzles

Slippers with velcro for my birthday or even zips up the front

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 17:35

Thanks chaps ....how big is YOUR wooden spoon , stir away me hearties .
5.30 and we have just finished a Chinese Takeaway , I will be starving by 9.00

My Dearly Beloved was hungry therefore so was I

[ffp] 01/2/2018 17:13

Will you tell Mrs ig JJ or will I, her OH farting on the sofa with no towel for protection.. the thought worries me...

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[ignoble] 01/2/2018 09:37

and .....
Mrs Ig has announced that she is out tomorrow night with some chums and again the following Friday.
Bliss , I will be able to fart on the sofa without putting a towel down first

Life is good

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 08:39

So far so good !

[jonjonck] 01/2/2018 08:30

Phew! you got away lightly me thinks.

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 08:03

Everything but ...
I appear to have got away with the crumble attack ...My Lovely thought it a little too sweet therefore happy for me to finish it !
Give it a few hours and it will be suggested that I should loose some weight
Fair trade off thinks I

[jonjonck] 01/2/2018 07:26

Good Morning.
Are there any apples stored in the shed?

[ignoble] 01/2/2018 06:53

Morning Chaps
I'm hiding in the shed with a cup of tea

My world is crumbling around me

[jonjonck] 31/1/2018 23:23

What do I mean by 'if'????? I mean 'when'.

[jonjonck] 31/1/2018 23:22

Ig, If you need a sanctuary in the morning you are welcome to come here.

[gateside] 31/1/2018 22:50

Ig... You won against the crumble, but will you win against Mrs Ig?

[ignoble] 31/1/2018 22:26

Just had a fight with an apple crumble that was left in the fridge
Think there was probably enough for two but there isn't anymore.
I think there may be words in the morning as I have just about scoffed the lot.
Oops !

[ignoble] 31/1/2018 22:24

Is it a whippet?

[ffp] 31/1/2018 21:24

LOL!! As long as you are being constructive...

[jonjonck] 31/1/2018 21:15

I am trying to train the neighbour's dog to search out and find money -- getting there, had success with one dog so far who belongs to a farmer chap.