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[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 17:15

I am back from dentist. Its a very sad day as the filling the Slovenian Diamond hair dentist gave me is no more. Temp crown until proper crown is fitted in a couple of weeks. I feel I have lost a very important part of of my life here. Nothing left to remind me of my brief romantic affair with Dr Kriz the diamond girl.

[ffp] 12/1/2018 17:02

My wife ran off with a policeman, thought you were bringing her back...

[ffp] 12/1/2018 17:02

Good news Shirley...

[ignoble] 12/1/2018 13:37

Somebody Stole My Girl etc.

[ignoble] 12/1/2018 13:35

Boom Boom

Next we will be talking about The Billy Cotton Band Show

Wakey Wakey

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 13:27

Just want to do some swing trading as this is a trading forum.

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 13:26

I cannot think of a pun to reply with.

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 13:25

Its an orchestra - no words. Try again.

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 12:31

I have a few records somewhere.

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 12:29

da d d da d d d do

[ignoble] 12/1/2018 11:49

What the hell ...ruddy racket outside
my bedroom window

Belated Good Moaning Gentleman and to
Joe Loss and his Orchestra
(Who remembers ?)

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 11:36

They are on there way with a couple of dustbin lids to wake him up.

[ffp] 12/1/2018 11:31

Morning, send the band round to ig towers

[jonjonck] 12/1/2018 09:51

Good Morning.

[ignoble] 11/1/2018 22:27

And so you should be !
Nighty Night
Don't let the bed bugs bite

[ffp] 11/1/2018 21:19

Must press on... sorry

[jonjonck] 11/1/2018 21:06

Gates, I was in the corner pressing my flowers -- we do not accept £1 coins, are you sure you have no rusty washers. Not a problem as I cab put your drinks on River's tab which is a much better idea.

If you are short of rusty washers I can stamp you out a few on my press... just put in salty water overnight.

[gateside] 11/1/2018 21:01

Sorry I couldn't make it to the press conference.

Car had a flat tyre. It had no pressure in it!

;-)

[ignoble] 11/1/2018 20:47

Evening
Just finished a Chinese Takeaway washed down with a glass of Robinsons Lemon
Barley Water.
I enjoy the odd glass of cordial.

Yup , conference is over , the pressure
is over.

[gateside] 11/1/2018 20:29

Is everyone still at this most pressing of Press Conferences?

[gateside] 11/1/2018 20:28

Seeing as no one is around I'll help myself to a drink... I'll put an old £1 coin in the jar.

[ignoble] 11/1/2018 13:32

Having a read of Fire and Fury this morning
Find it very hard to get into as I don't know who the hell all the people talked about are.
Bit of a struggle to be honest and I see
little chance of ever finishing it.
Plus there are no pictures !

A few pictures of the current Mrs Trump would keep my interest.