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[ignoble] 07/11/2017 17:33

Bobble hat and warm gloves !

I really believe Mrs Ig has been smoking illegal substances.
Bless , she brought me a present from her shopping trip

Lynx , Antony Joshua Body Spray !
What is that all about ? What really hurt is that it cost £2 for a can
Top quality or what ?
I now smell like a rather effeminate heavyweight boxer
To be fair , it is not an unpleasant smell

[jonjonck] 07/11/2017 16:12

Yet again very cold out for my walkabout. Roofing sealant arrived but far too late in the day to start repairing garage felt. Hopefully dry tomorrow morning and can have a stab at it.

[jonjonck] 07/11/2017 11:41

....quite the opposite! LOL.

[ignoble] 07/11/2017 11:38

Ruddy funny JJ

I am seeing Mrs Ig in a new light
To think that I was thinking she was wearing me out to pick up the dosh when I pop my clogs !

[ignoble] 07/11/2017 08:44

Lol JJ

That probably sums up my day

This morning's conversation is making me question why the hell I stay !
Lol (I think )

[jonjonck] 07/11/2017 08:35

Mrs J is 7 years younger....less a few months.

[jonjonck] 07/11/2017 08:34

After the leaves ig, you can put the laundry on, dust the house and clean the bathroom. Then make the bed, clean the windows and when you have done all this take Mrs Ig shopping.

[gateside] 07/11/2017 08:29

Mine is 5 years younger!

[ignoble] 07/11/2017 08:28

25 years younger
We are going to have to go some to match that !
Whatever Spring has , I want some

[jonjonck] 07/11/2017 08:25

Good Morning.
So there is hope for us yet in getting a younger woman. I shall not give up on the idea...just yet.

[ignoble] 07/11/2017 08:17

It just gets better ...

I am 10 years older than Mrs Ig
Makes no difference to my ruddy life
So far , I have the dishwasher , vacuum cleaner and leaves to be sorted

[springhead] 07/11/2017 08:12

Haha Ig, she isn't old enough to retire yet.
Mind you, I am 25 years older than her!!!

[ignoble] 06/11/2017 18:27

My lips are sealed ...

[jonjonck] 06/11/2017 18:20

Saying nuffink. Now guys, remember we all agreed not to say a word.

[ffp] 06/11/2017 17:05

Evening all, bbq, (by my fair hand) chicken tonight...

JJ, refilled pods, tell me more, I like your style.

Came back from the bar and found this dormobile backed up agin me patio doors, anything to do with you lot?

[jonjonck] 06/11/2017 16:46

Jeepers it is cold out, been for a long walk curtailed by starting to get dark and icy cold drizzly rain. Oh to be a farmer and get holidays in warm climes.

[jonjonck] 06/11/2017 10:04

No traffic wardens left gonzo, can I get you a Tchibo coffee from my machine using my refilled pods. It is Austrian Spar Regio coffee ... Der Beste ground Ganze Bohne.

[gonzo123] 06/11/2017 10:03

Hurry up with the brekkie as I have to go and make up the numbers shortly, I'm not trying to be pushy but..........