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[back from the grave] 13/11/2011 19:24

Who's he then?

This afternoon I had a drink with 'Steve the hair' as they call him.

He's one of the binmen that come around evry Monday.

If nothing else, at least I have no rubbish after 8.30. A.M. and more importantly,.. a few people know who the f8ck he is.


R.

[scuba doo] 13/11/2011 16:31

Whilst dining at one of Hulls finest establishments this afternoon I bumped into Norman Collier .

How we laughed when I said 'now the....n Norma....n, how ar..... y......ou'

I'm nothing if not original .

[zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba] 06/10/2011 09:02

Well its 4pm somewhere in the world now.

None other than Pat Rice.

[zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba] 06/10/2011 08:33

So there I was, enjoying a ruby murray in that there London last night, when the mrs puts her hand up to her mouth and whispers very quietly:

you'll never guess whose just sat down on the table next to us ?

I couldnt. Can you ?

Answer at 4pm.

[scuba doo] 08/8/2011 13:23

Reference the Shane Richie article in the Sunday Mirror - I'm afraid I'm not able to comment at this point.

Sorry, followers ....

[scuba doo] 21/7/2011 13:04

LOL!

All very good, but not quite 'best man at Shane Richies wedding' sort of standard !

[back from the grave] 21/7/2011 11:17

I once saw someone from Holly Oaks picking her nose while sat in her car a red light. (traffic light, not red light area).

I'd have been prepared to kiss her the next time I saw her out, but not after her doing that.

It was 'orrible...I could more or less see the end of her finger popping her eyeball out.


and, I once saw a local mayor urinating agains a wall around 2.30 A.M outside a nightclub...I'd been drinking with him all evening.


Scuba, do them ones count?

If not, there's always the old 'delete' button to tidy the thread back up to it's previous stature.


By the way Squire, I've just ordered a new double bed and matress for your bedroom/loft.


Having said that....I might have the new matress, you know, as you're only down for 2 nights, shame for me not to enjoy the benefits of a matress that doesn't smell of urine.


Cheers,


Rupert.

[man overbored] 19/7/2011 21:28

I wrote a paragraph of one of Archer's best-sellers. Well, dictated it, live, actually.

It appeared, verbatim, but he never knew it was not written by the folk who wrote his books, so I never expected to be rewarded.

[scuba doo] 17/5/2011 08:25

Wouldn't you bl00dy just (His missus .... that is)


Excellent work chaps , keep up the good work ....

[el taff] 16/5/2011 17:39

Saw Crouchy in Weybridge last week, together with his missus and the nipper.

[nibbyron] 10/5/2011 20:34

played golf today and who should I bump into in the bar?

not only theo walcott but gary and danielle lineker too.

3 celebs for the price of one.

oh yes.

[scuba doo] 14/4/2011 12:05

Good grief , it's all coming out today .

Keep up the good work , chaps .

[nibbyron] 14/4/2011 11:26

Who is Teddy Sheringham ? The former Millwall, Tottenham, Man U and England centre forward.

Now shags page 3 girls and plays poker for a living, as well as playing golf and doing tv work.

Poor chap.

Did you Patsy Palmer's real name is Judy. Not a lot of people know that.

Hope you're well Backsy.

[back from the grave] 14/4/2011 11:14

Nibby, I once said hello to Trevor Mcdoughnut, the extremely well known international news reader.


Though Nibby, I'm yet to meet Moira Stewart, but that's not to say I won't eventually.

John Craven's on my 'must meet' list too, but come on, living in the same town as Evil Kenieval has to worth more than the other news readers put together.

Though (and this is true)... he is absolutely ruined, and can't even wheel his own chair, which is slightly ironic going from 300 miles an hour down to 2, and...to make it worse he's being pushed around by his extermely abnoxious wife.

Actually, I've not thought about this before but,....why hasn't he got an electric spaz chariot? I recko he'd be pretty good in it if he took it steady and didn't show off.


By the way Nibby,....Who's Teddy Sheringham?

and, for the record....I once masturbated about Fanny Craddock, so there has to be some points for that, surely?

Though I took precautions and imagined there was a Johnny there too, nice man, very clean.


Right then, I'm off.


Cheers.


Star Back.

[nibbyron] 13/4/2011 19:22

Back

I can beat that. I've dropped my son off at Bianca's house in Kemptown.

Not only that, but I was playing golf yesterday at the London Golf Club, when who should I find myself practicing with me on the practice range ?

No ?

I'll tell you.


None other than Edward Sheringham.

For the record, he's pretty good.

[back from the grave] 28/1/2011 12:01

No. I rather think she's had enough of that, you silly sausage.


However, I would have chucked one up her if she asked nicely., just for the hell of it.


I'm off out.

Catch up soon Squire.

[scuba doo] 28/1/2011 11:58

Was you not tempted to stick your head out and shout 'RIIIICCKKKKKKKKY' ?

[back from the grave] 28/1/2011 11:49

I have a contribution of some note.

I was in the Brighton gun shop yesterday and who should walk by and look through the window....?


Only bl00dy Bianca from Eastenders, not that I watch that sh1te,

She lives in Brighton so I'll be seeing her again, make no mistake.



Hope that helps.


Back.

[knight of no] 13/1/2011 09:23

Johnnie Vegas was on teh Manchester train just before Christmas.........eating teh biggest burger I've seen outside of teh US.

[scuba doo] 13/1/2011 09:21

LOL!

Bl00dy great stuff .....

[back from the grave] 13/1/2011 08:54

Cheers Mary.


Search for a star.....


I thaw Cwith Eubankth the other day in Brighton. Does that count now he's bankrupt and down & out?

Amazing how someone can be so successful with so much money and blow the f8ckin' lot.

Apparently he's in panto next year as Sherlock Holmes, they wouldn't let him do Watson again.


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[typhoid mary] 25/12/2010 10:00

Happy Winterval Rabbit.