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[avatar333] 15/3/2017 14:59

All comments are duly noted, with thanks.

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 14:03

grahamite2 - 13 Mar 2017 - 13:16:35 - 19974 of 20075 This Avatar is not for Turning - Teh Uhey Fred - POS

Courtesy of dope:

Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister¿s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. " You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ¿I can¿t afford to be blamed for anything.¿ The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. " My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap up meal and the daughter made love to me." " What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola. ¿ I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon¿s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."

[shorecrab] 15/3/2017 13:59

A cow spat?

[shorecrab] 15/3/2017 13:58

I've just read that Turkey are deporting 40 dutch cows.

[shorecrab] 15/3/2017 13:56

Afternoon saul and all.

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 13:54

#88659

I think that was largely the argument of the avatar PramBigear.

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 13:54

Good afternoon, shorecrab.

[shorecrab] 15/3/2017 13:52

A pal in Glasgow explained the Scottish psyche re. the English a long while back for me. The hatred is only faux hatred and covers up what is really going on - which is a mixture of envy and an inferiority complex.

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 13:24

There is something in what the avatar PramBigear was saying though.

I worked in Corby, where there is a significant Scottish population (albeit mostly scumbags that were shipped down from the "Red road flats" of Glasgow in the early 60's to fill the vacancies at the Steel works) and a good % of those that I came across (2nd generation in particular) clearly showed a loathing towards the English.

Perhaps this was a localised example due to the people and the town involved more than a cultural thing?

[avatar333] 15/3/2017 13:16

I fear he may heve been intercepted on the way to his cave.

[avatar333] 15/3/2017 13:15

The avatar PramBigear is generally ok, but he does have a few rather odd views.

[bargainbob] 15/3/2017 13:14

"I dont imagine for a moment I am the only avatar eagerly awaiting this weeks Breakfast Club report."

Lol Hope its a Full Scottish Breakfast this week , it will build bridges lol :-)

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 12:58

I dont imagine for a moment I am the only avatar eagerly awaiting this weeks Breakfast Club report.

[avatar333] 15/3/2017 12:58

You will have noted that I put the avatar PramBigear straight, bargainbob.

[bargainbob] 15/3/2017 12:56

Good day all my lovely English Friends on the Meldex thread .

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 12:56

I note the post in question has received 2 thumbs ups.

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 12:56

Good afternoon, bargainbob.

[avatar333] 15/3/2017 12:55

Good afternoon, bargainbob.

[bargainbob] 15/3/2017 12:53

Good grief , is that not a Criminal offence on the fraud thread .

I think we could turn that into a TV show " Stalking with a Meldex Dinosaur"

[saul goodman] 15/3/2017 12:46

#88644

Thanks, AVATAR333.

[avatar333] 15/3/2017 12:43

Boiled Eggs with Toast for this avatar today.

[avatar333] 15/3/2017 09:28

I just can't see why the avatar would want to be reminding himself about allegedly being ripped off several years ago just prior to retiring for the night.