About

Always rambling on & roaming without assets or money. 🥜



I have many monopoly houses & hotels in my portfolio. 💼



Casio made great calculators & marvellous keyboards. 🎹



The only laws I might break are in the highwayman’s code. ⛔️



Born in a storm is that the only excuse you can give. 🎤



Wherever I lay my hat that’s my home by Paul Young. 🎶



Born slippy in extreme ways ohh baby ohh baby. 🎧



Invest in Tern. You know it makes sense Rodney Charlton Trotter.
What a T.I.T? says Del Boy. Be a Tern. Independent. Trader.



Spin the Aim casino wheel sang George Freedom of speech we cried.



Can freely bounce whenever & wherever. 🐯 Born Free you see.



Love Jack Daniels & pop. 🥃 🧊 Salut.



And Whyte & cMackays. 🧊 🥃 Slainte.



Or a good pint of bitter 🍺



Worthingtons or John Smiths but 2 Brains will also do. 🧠



Boris Bozza is a top man who always gets my vote. ✖️
Stanley’s a character too. Asides from being a Liberal!




Still waiting up the garden path committing robbery
with violets accomplished by Mr. Routhorn & stentorian.




Steve is my favourite tern turf accountant 🐎 & Ternitoff a
good dinking buddy with emerald 🦓 in Jon’s boozer👺




Dave444 Antonagis & 7rademark are nice too 👍


Andrbea Sandbag & Kkrr11ss are very informative. 📇 📂

Tialouise Mudbath Arpy2 & Cpel1 proffer sage n onion tips!

Ty rano1 is the T-Rex Daddy. 🦖 Tonsil is witty not new.

Forever in philjeans platitude. 👖 Lovely county Cheshire.

I can skidaddle with or without saddle. Skilled at bareback.

Kcowe cash cow 🐄 plus billeedee are smart & witty. ✌️

Johnb5 and wherefore art 🖼 thou Par4ArtThou? ⛳️


Tiger is 👀 for new feline company. Not nitty picking ones.


Beggars can be choosers at any type of minifest Banquet.




A Batchelor with many Hons in all Arts including dark. 🌂




Enyas’ exile on your shore when the evening falls
at my funeral. She sings as I imagine heaven. ☁️




Praying for time by George Michael also. 🙏




A cracking 🎾 player & 🏏 in my prime & always won. 🏆




Don’t do social media unless you want nosey parsers. 💻




Only GCHQ & MI6 can track me. Private defectives no chance. 🌐




Love HM Elizabeth II Charles & Camilla Wills Kate & George. 👑
Duke of Edinburgh RIP You were a stoic serviceman & a scream.




If only ALL appreciated & realised how FcUK in Great this Britain is.




The pencil ✏️ is still mightier unless using a blunted snapped nib.




When I were a lad I really truly wanted to be a journalist. 📝
First published at 9….. newspaper boy at 11……



This time next year DA mgt. will be billionaires. 💵 💵
Whilst almost all invested by us will be millionaires. 💷 💷




Some say I am a Trog whilst others a 🐸 Knight or sprog.




Jon Cnut is a great laugh once a century. Almoist. 🪅 🤨




I am a night 🦉 with total word for word recall. Elephant. 🐘




I am a pith taker of no notoriety oft misconstrued. 🥳




You can’t touch me I’m part of the unicorn union. ☎️




Parents got me a viola & I mastered the pizzicato.
They thought it a noisy waste of plucking time like me.




Don’t waste 💰 💰 of money & ⏳ ⌛️ pursuing me. 🎻 🎻




Bored bored bored bored bored. 💤 🐅. 💣




I thank you. I thank you. I thank you. Curtain Call. 🎨 🧹