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[woollworth] 04/3/2024 15:14

Humph the 🐖 wake, sent invites to Katie Price, Chainlink, derwent 1 3 and 5, all the ultrasis investors, staff John Smith, Paul Bell and Gerry Malone, Nigel Brabbins all in the seychelles living off our dosh.

[woollworth] 04/3/2024 10:44

Humph think she's committed suicide or eat too much and had a heart attack, could be stinking in bed though.

RIP pighead will organise a wake ⏰

[humphries1] 04/3/2024 10:31

Hi wooly you havnt got hold of the pig and grilled her without me, LOL LOL LOL

[woollworth] 02/3/2024 23:29

Two absent from this board, this will have serious pigin consequence lol 😆

🐖 must have met her maker, strange 🤔 I had bacon earlier, fresh from spit roast 😋 😜 🤣 😆

[woollworth] 02/3/2024 00:05

Pigheads gone into hibernation or hiding from our spit ;)

Not spit the dog either, although I guess spit would like a trotter, to chew on lol.

[woollworth] 29/2/2024 23:48

Oh and make arrangement for church service to celebrate her slaughter lol lol 😆 😂 🤣 😄 😅 😜 😆 😂 🤣 😄 😅 😜 😆

AMEN....

[woollworth] 29/2/2024 23:46

Humph please make contact regarding bone removal and remaining trotterS, thank you in anticipation for your kind services dealing with the 🐖 🐷 RIP 🙏 🐽

[woollworth] 29/2/2024 23:43

Oh miss 🐖y you are abrasive, both self and humph done our best for you, can offer you a free roasting, no money back guarantee humph will dispose of bones at no extra cost 😉 😜 😄 😀 😆 😊

Please shower before turning up please lol ,)

[2pigshit] 27/2/2024 23:50

Now I think you are a cnt

[2pigshit] 27/2/2024 19:50

I used to like you wully

[woollworth] 26/2/2024 20:49

What away from pig, don't blame ya humph he's a pigin trouble maker, that pigin pig.

She needs a good roasting lol.

She's nice and fat after tenetife, get extra large spit roast out, 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐗 free trotter to take away;)

[humphries1] 25/2/2024 21:04

WOW wooly if tax man sees that post i will have to drive up to the artic to keep out of his way, im told he not a very nice man

[woollworth] 25/2/2024 20:58

Sorry humph couldn't hold on to that info any longer, is Smith on your birthday list humph along with Paul Bell 😉 😀

[woollworth] 25/2/2024 20:56

Humph gone in hiding piggy 🐷

Think vatman/revenue dept found he was friends with Bell and has his dosh vat money under his toupee lol.

[2pigshit] 23/2/2024 20:50

Had a hot roast pork bap for lunch today wull it wasn't off ump was it he seems to have gone missing has he got stuck in an entrance I wonder was it your entrance

[2pigshit] 23/2/2024 12:20

Humps a toad

[2pigshit] 22/2/2024 23:28

Wots appended to umpy wull has he took the ump

[woollworth] 22/2/2024 18:13

Humph told ya pig was a decent 👌 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐗.

Gone to tenerife on cattle plane lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅 🙃 😜

[woollworth] 22/2/2024 18:12

Have a wonderful pigin time, plenty of lotion because of your fair skin, spit ready on return eat well please.

[2pigshit] 21/2/2024 01:22

Off to my villa in tenerife this morning just a month this time wulli but I will be keeping my eyes on you pair of pigs so don't start

[2pigshit] 20/2/2024 18:31

Sorry about the punctuation you pair of barstewards

[2pigshit] 20/2/2024 08:43

ZzTOLD YA UMPI WULLI SHIPS SINKING FAST GET OUT EHILE YOU CAN ONLY O W WINNER HERR