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[gateside] 29/12/2017 09:40

Ig... Just in case you have forgotten.You're about to make a cup of tea!:-)

[ignoble] 29/12/2017 08:51

4 degrees now and the rain has ceased
Time for a shower and a shave

Sod it , another cup of tea first

[ignoble] 29/12/2017 08:42

Lol re bladder
It's an age thing like Ffp's wind

You've got it all to come

Then you reach the stage where you keep
questioning your memory.
Remember 50 years ago in minute detail but can't remember yesterday
I do remember in vivid detail the day Mrs Ig and I were married
How could I forget 😥

[jonjonck] 29/12/2017 08:25

minus 4 here, so not very warm.

[jonjonck] 29/12/2017 08:24

3 hours on you are still peeing - wow!

Good Morning ig.

[ignoble] 29/12/2017 07:50

Morning Chaps

I got up at 5 ish to use the loo
Thick frost
3 hours on it is pouring down and 3 degrees

[jonjonck] 29/12/2017 07:08

or maybe rape seed oil! Then again maybe not.

Good Morning chaps.

[gateside] 29/12/2017 00:54

I reckon JJ is going to make wine and use it as a grape press!

[ffp] 28/12/2017 22:49

20 tn, that'll sort them. However I tend to use the lady next door who has big thighs and can crack a walnut in a second. Good to watch,,,,,

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 22:47

Walnuts are getting really hard to crack open these days - not anymore.

[ffp] 28/12/2017 22:36

ig, can I have some of what you are on please.>

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 22:32

It does rather go back to the earlier question. ..other than a sitting room
Ornament , what are you going to be able
to use it for ?
I think that you have something up your
sleeve that we will marvel at.
Bearings come to mind and the insertion there of.
Massive torque wrench and now a powerful press

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 22:19

Also this one form another seller in teh cheapy presses and you can also get 30 ton ones whoch are only a bit more.


These are also available on Amazon from same sellers. I just jumped for the cheapest especially as I was getting 20% off and brought it within a range I could justify getting one.

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 22:13

The listing says he does.

[ffp] 28/12/2017 21:39

JJ, if he can supply a VAT receipt then all would be good.

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 20:36

Whoa , big fella !
Lol

[ffp] 28/12/2017 20:30

Well you certainly suck seed in that....

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 19:38

Our sole porpoise in life is to gently
amuse you
AMUSE that is !

Don't want speculation about the Manor of Rogering thank you very much

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 18:50

Maybe he should find a Driving School
up there and try the trick
Something tells me it won't quite work

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 18:48

LOL
Maybe FFP's son is stuck in Dunblane as he could not find a driving school offering 1st lesson free.

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 17:54

My son was flying out of the UK

Told him to book driving lessons where the first one is free

He drove to Heathrow !

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 17:52

That is very funny

I think the address in Porty is Manor
of Rogering
Tad confusing

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 17:36

That was Jak who gave me your address in 'ere. While searching old thread for your address posted by Jak I found this and thought it rather funny and worth posting again...



An NEE farmer called Roger walks into a High Street bank & asks for a loan.

He tells the bank officer he is going to Portugal for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000.

The bank officer tells Roger the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the NEE Farmer hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book & everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank manager & its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough-looking Farmer for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5000 loan.

The bank manager then instructs an employee of the bank to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage, where he parks it.

Two weeks later, Roger returns from Portugal, repays the £5,000 & the interest of £15.41.

The bank officer says to Roger, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, & this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled...


While you were away, we checked you out further & found that you are a multi-millionaire and own Farms all over the country and a big mansion house, Rogering Manor.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"?

Roger replies: "Where else in Frinton can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 & expect it to be there when I return”


Ah, the mind of a true farmer...
This is why they survive

[ffp] 28/12/2017 17:18

Oh big chuckle... Rogering Manor.... if only...