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[ffp] 14/12/2017 21:17

errrr what bottom...keep taking the pills, you know it makes sense....

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 21:10

Quick thinking with reference to the photo. Why do I think that will come back to bite you at some point in the future.

Nice , thoughtful present despite the Lady Bottom

[ffp] 14/12/2017 20:17

Just looked in at the old fred.. Spied lots of things but this caught my eye...

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Good Morning Chaps !
Sunshine , after a nippy start
Ruddy dog woke me at 4.45 ...went out and promptly went back to sleep !

Our next pet will be a goldfish

[ffp] 14/12/2017 18:54

BTW we had mince tonight dressed up as a chilli con thingy..

[ffp] 14/12/2017 18:54

I have just had a couple on minutes of chuckle time, you lot are the dogs B

[gonzo123] 14/12/2017 18:49

Ig make room for 'the family ' they are on their way over, JJ , the band have their 'FFP is innocent O.K. ' bibs on and are bringing their instruments as well, so you'd better throw the doors open.

[gonzo123] 14/12/2017 18:49

Ig make room for 'the family ' they are on their way over, JJ , the band have their 'FFP is innocent O.K. ' bibs on and are bringing their instruments as well, so you'd better throw the doors open.

[jonjonck] 14/12/2017 17:54

Roll on Christmas day, it is the one and only day of the year we successfully manage to cope with each other in the kitchen. I think because we both know what our roles are and there is also a lot more to do so we are both busy.

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 17:51

Mince and chips
Heaven

[jonjonck] 14/12/2017 17:50

For dinner all I need to say is Thursday. The late Jak would know what we are having.
....you have guessed it... Mince.

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 17:15

Changing the subject
Packet Pizza tonight slightly tarted up by Mrs Ig's creative ability
(Lob a few olives on and a splash of Tobasco)
Wonder if we have any anchovies?

[jonjonck] 14/12/2017 17:15

True, and you can blow enormous bubbles.

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 16:45

Lol ... do find it stays chewy a lot longer than Wrigleys

[jonjonck] 14/12/2017 16:41

That bubble gum from the machine in the loos is pretty tough stuff, awfully rubbery. Whatever you do do not try the strawberry flavour.

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 15:58

Poor Tony is still searching around for the French Letters

He doesn't understand , being Italian

Bless

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 15:57

You are both correct ...does not make sense
Should have been 15%

That's more like it

[jonjonck] 14/12/2017 15:51

ermmmm .... not 10% of the... does make sense...I think. But outting 'just' i makes it a bit clearer. Oh jeepers I am worse than the internet police now!

[jonjonck] 14/12/2017 15:49

correction.... not JUST 10% of the...

[ignoble] 14/12/2017 14:18

Rofl !

To have the privilege of reading such words twice is indeed a joy.

Italian Tony has got wind of the closing
Still wants his protection money which , I hasten to add, is not 10% of the revenue from the condom dispenser

[gonzo123] 14/12/2017 13:59

I would like to point out that the private bar will be closed at 2.30 it is the professional hour and the Chinese dentists,roger the lodger,that pole,vaulter and the irish kamikhazi pilots, the bouncing Czech and, guest of honour that farming parsonage will be holding court.Adrian and the midget with the mallet will be on the door to deter any oiks that might have any bright ideas,and that includes us.

[gonzo123] 14/12/2017 13:59

I would like to point out that the private bar will be closed at 2.30 it is the professional hour and the Chinese dentists,roger the lodger,that pole,vaulter and the irish kamikhazi pilots, the bouncing Czech and, guest of honour that farming parsonage will be holding court.Adrian and the midget with the mallet will be on the door to deter any oiks that might have any bright ideas,and that includes us.