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[kemche] 29/7/2021 10:18

More a SYME/RMS than an Ashtead I think.
Barry?

[kemche] 29/7/2021 09:50

The cadence of the P&L and cashflow will also be suitably modified too no doubt. The sale or return will likewise be more the latter than the former.

[kemche] 29/7/2021 09:45

But the South China Sea is lovely and the tulips are real.

[bbmsionlypostafter] 29/7/2021 09:45

Cadence and schedule of previously announced 3,500-store rollout modified in collaboration with major US partner

What a way with words! Sounds so much better than 'Punters not buying so new shipments to stores are cancelled.'

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 09:34

men in dark glasses will be on the phones calling retail to explain that they couldnt possibly miss out on investing in a company that uniquely owns a domain name called Chill and that there are lines of people outside stores in the UK waiting eagerly to finally get their hands on some herbal puffs that somehow they have managed to live their entire lives without. They may fluff enough in to quell the sensible people exiting but the news gets worse and worse from here and down it will keep going. In the book of pivots they have exhausted most excuses so not sure how they will cover up the next disappointment but thats what expensive PR are for.

Will results be out on time? why put out a trading update just before results - very strange.

[kemche] 29/7/2021 09:23

I'm surprised that the TU did not contain the yoof phrase "mike drop" or "owned". But at least it was "dooshy".

Sheesh!

[kemche] 29/7/2021 09:20

Where to even begin? The whole thing reads as though it's been written by Barry. I expect he is fielding a number of irate phonecalls. Vascular the only person who seems to understand what is going on at the asylum. Expecting a continued drift now as the cat is out of the bag and no amount of advice about being tall is going to help.

Expecting the garbled prose-meister to be spitting feathers and doing his angry haughty schtick soon. Seems that even Matt may finally be smelling the waft of Colombia's finest.

Who'd have expected this eh?

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 08:56

hahaha they will be able to buy it for about £500k shortly...but even they they wouldnt pay that for a product nobody wants or buys ;-)

Bets on when Echo surfaces with a long tirade about how its actually all great and not to be short...presumably once he finishes dealing with his Spreadex margin calls?

[ultimatejustice9] 29/7/2021 08:50

Not much detail on sales front but maybe deliberate with tobacco companies sniffing about trying to buy company on the cheap.----fromLSE , lol

[suggster] 29/7/2021 08:45

The poor deluded Echo will not surface till Monday when a slight dead cat bounce occurs I recon

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 08:29

About time for EchoWaffle to proudly tell everyone not to be short so he can tick off today's latest embarrassment of himself before 9am!

He could well be on hold to Optiva in a long queue of irate investors that got stuffed into the dream at 60p that is in tatters now.

[honestmarty] 29/7/2021 08:26

T101 and analyst
Unfortunately I have to disagree strongly with both of you.

To say under 10p, is much too optimistic.

The bag of sh1te is totally worthless.

Zero, ZERO.

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 08:25

the market is just too savvy for smoke and mirrors fluff its had 18 months of that. The only way to support a £120m cap is real figures and stats. Every long release packed full of words about how amazing its all going, or hiding bad news behind stupid statements like cadence and modification will just be punished by investors now. They need to learn that real quick.

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 08:23

any guesses for what the encouraging feedback was?

As part of an active support programme for retailers, management has visited some of the 500 latest stores that are part of the current Florida roll-out. Management interviewed store managers and owner-operators about the initial product reception and received encouraging feedback"

Encouraging would be we are selling 5 packs a day. I guess the 500 store road trip didnt reveal any sales per store figures or they would have lead the release with that!

This entire statement is easily their best effort to date of providing no valuable info but packed with total waffle and spin.

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 08:18

Bo90 can you translate this for us?

Cadence and schedule of previously announced 3,500-store rollout modified in collaboration with major US partner?

[terminator101] 29/7/2021 08:18

Market doesnt like that waffle huh? Back under 50p and headed to 10p for this overvalued fluff

[bo90] 29/7/2021 08:11

read and stop spinning on ut or your analcyst will leak......3. The Group has now received orders for Chill products totalling more than US$2.0 million. This follows previous announcements issued on 17 May 2021 and 1 July 2021 of combined sales totalling US$1.34 million and US$0.72 million respectively.

[honestmarty] 29/7/2021 07:54

Where are all the rampers?
slimay?
Echofart?

[theanalyst1] 29/7/2021 07:33

oh dear oh dear this is a busted company. more analysis to come shortly