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[rovi70] 23/7/2024 23:58

Football didn't come home,Summer never arrived,Might as well put the Christmas tree up...!!!

[2gekko] 22/7/2024 05:17

Well it won't be long before Christmas stuff is in the shops!

[rovi70] 21/7/2024 21:30

Football didn't come home,Summer never arrived,Might as well put the Christmas tree up...!!!

[2gekko] 18/7/2024 06:06

It's Betty or rather Nurse Betty to be precise, she's the one who attended to JJ that time he caught his manhood in his flies, he's never been the same since

[totally banjo] 16/7/2024 23:34

I was in last night and must report I had a marvelous Sheep Shagger served by the one armed barmaid with crayons on the side, was her name Beryl? (I'd had a few!)

[2gekko] 15/7/2024 13:34

Sounds lovely rovi, rain is back today of course

[rovi70] 13/7/2024 15:06

Sun at last. An afternoon admiring the garden. Coffey and liquors with chocolate eclairs. Who needs a holiday.

[2gekko] 11/7/2024 08:43

I used to have one of those !

[totally banjo] 10/7/2024 23:51

I'll ask the wife!

[2gekko] 10/7/2024 15:50

Hey banjo, we are fresh out of Bishops finger but can do you a Nuns knickers

[totally banjo] 09/7/2024 23:15

Just popped in for a Bishops Finger as I was passing this way or was it that way, anyways it's still a lovely thing! Went to get some baccy from tesco at 9 tonight errr yesterday and the kioskey thing was shut. I was livid but there's always an Asda! Hope everyone's tickety boo and in fine fettle.............back in another five years :-)

[2gekko] 08/7/2024 21:40

I will ask my German friend and see if he can help, his name is Volter

[rovi70] 08/7/2024 16:27

Watt? Ohm my !!

[2gekko] 08/7/2024 16:10

I'm not sure about that one, you could try asking Vince Cable

[rovi70] 08/7/2024 09:32

If I'm driving an electric car do I need a current license?

[2gekko] 07/7/2024 16:09

Good to hear all is well on your trip Jonners, yes Rishi has left the building but I'm pretty sure he had already packed before the election

[rovi70] 06/7/2024 20:48

Happy holidays jj enjoy

[miss snowballski] 06/7/2024 18:53

Jonjonck here. Using Miss Snowballski sign in as cannot remember mine.
Finally arrived in Slovenia and weather is hot. Been a bit mixed on way south but over all best described as typical British weather.
Great to see new places along the way and really good to see our friends in Kamnik.
The campsite wifi is really slow as so many campers using it so will try and give an update when it is quieter. Hope all is well with you all ... must be as Sunak is out!!

[rovi70] 04/7/2024 09:37

One for you 2G'I had a chicken Tarka last night' 'what's that then?' it's like a chicken tikka, but it's a little 'otter'

[2gekko] 03/7/2024 21:17

How the other half live eh!

I don't know how you put up with it lol

[gateside] 03/7/2024 06:58

Left some sangria on the bar for you :)

[gateside] 03/7/2024 06:57

Good morning gents. Back on Monday from a great 18 days in Spain.Off to Mull next week, then after that a trip to Vienna. Oh it's a hard life!

[2gekko] 03/7/2024 05:16

Lol rovi, the reason for the bad weather this week is simple

I'm on annual leave

[rovi70] 02/7/2024 00:02

Just sayin A man went to the Cotten mill and said is Bill in they no he's gone for more cotton he'll be back Monday so he came in Monday said is Bill in no they he's gone for cotton he'll be back Friday he came in Friday said is Bill in they said no I'm afraid he died and they've buried him today so he went to pay his respects on finding the grave a plaque said BILL GONE BUT NOT FOR COTTON