Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[knicknack] 16/10/2020 19:35

BB8 GIVING THE MISSING LINK A BAD NAME...CHIMP WITH A KEYBOARD WHO CAN'T FIND THE CAPS LOCKS KEY...HERE HAVE A BANANA!

[jamesdyson] 16/10/2020 18:40

Also: we still need you to get that caps-lock issue figured out.
If reconstruction is successful, we could join and lock arms to buy a new computer with a fresh keyboard.

Sincerely,
Jimbo Who thinks shartie7 should walk the plank.

[jamesdyson] 16/10/2020 18:38

BB
Be careful with those ladies, might I suggest a nice quiet matchmaking service to meet busy barristers whom you could spend some candlelit dinners with instead of the disease-driven parties?

The reconstruction phase still ongoing you say? We must see more effort from you dear BB, we understand you are in a hospital bed but this is taking long.

And what was that last year about JPM you said, remind us please as Jimbo here was not around. Maybe getting his pacemaker set that day.

Do advise in good health.

Sincerely,
Jimbo

[thomas4billing] 16/10/2020 16:53

Confusing... Shorters increase positions...

[thomas4billing] 16/10/2020 16:36

JP Morgan helping friends (shorters) to close position... ? IMO

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:43

Phil, I'm out. Nearly got involved last week on the rise but something just don't feel right to me given current economic conditions and this latest rise. Get the feeling if I go in I'll get badly burnt so I'm sidelined.

[phil2003] 16/10/2020 15:39

Metro the mutt to hit 50p next week..
Forthcoming bank announcements are going to be shocking.. why anyone would be in banking shares right now bemuses me

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:27

CUDs having a hissy fit in the other board.
Just outed him as a shorter and he's gone mental. Does he not like it when the truth is revealed?

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:25

Have you seen all the other banks are up today but metro is down?
Next week banking sector results are going to be very interesting.

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:22

I'm even more honoured that you think by asking a question I carry so much weight. Crikey CUD, you really like me that much?

[bionicdog] 16/10/2020 15:22

They wouldn't dare. David would back it with his own money and everyone else is small fry compared to him.

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:19

CUD, the greatest manipulator advising that I'm a manipulator? Now that's what I call respect. Crikey I'm honoured buddy. Thank you.

[cantrememberthis2] 16/10/2020 15:17

Smartie6 dont be a manipulator and disguise your very question

If you look back at the bulk of your posts you keep going on about it.

Ive finally copy pasted your posts and sent off to FCA

Good luck..

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:16

CUD, you're mental, I asked a question.
If you look there's a question mark which indicates a question.
Why are you getting so angry over a question?
Look we all reeeeeespect your short, don't take it so badly.

[jamesdyson] 16/10/2020 15:14

Shartie, I rarely say this.
But fark awf and shat the fwakap.

[cantrememberthis2] 16/10/2020 15:13

Smartie6

I repeat are you inciting a run on a UK Bank?

Yes or No?

As you are likely to get investigated?

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:12

CUD, I asked a question. What are you talking about? Can't we ask a question now? FFS.
As soon as you out CUD on his short he tries to make things up.
CUD, we all reeeeeespect your skillful short position. No need to get bitter.

[cantrememberthis2] 16/10/2020 15:10

smartie are you in the UK?

Did you know its illegal to incite a run on a UK bank?

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:08

0.8% Dow. Wow, that is flying.

[smartie6] 16/10/2020 15:07

In all seriousness CUD, do you think we'll see a run on the bank?