Lloyds Banking Share Discussion Threads

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 09:24

Are you sure because the volume has been really low and driven by bots. Should have watched CNBC. No funds are going in as yet. They’re ready for further falls. FFS some people.

[jimarilo] 31/3/2020 09:24

COVID-19, Urgent Reassessment, Diagnosis and Basic Principles of Infectiology: Open Letter from Professor Sucharit Bhakdi to German Chancellor Dr. Angela Merkel

[gaffer73] 31/3/2020 09:22

Huge amounts of money returning to the market's now.

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 09:21

If there’s more like you out there, I’m now definitely shorting the shxt out of this market. FFS how stupid?

Opening up a massive short, imo, if there’s more sheep out there then let the money roll my way.

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 09:19

Relatively unscathed? FFS.
Tell that to all the families that have lost loved ones and are about to do so.

12% of SMEs gone to the wall. Mass unemployment and house price crash. Further stimulus required and government debt we’ll be repaying for 50years. FFS.

[fovargue] 31/3/2020 09:16

I think we're at a point now where Armagdeddon has been priced in. A few signs that we could get through this relatively unscathed and it'll quickly nudge upwards.

The desperation of the shorters is becoming increasingly tragic to witness. Banging on about vaccine trials giving people cancer? Shameful, really. Isn't it?

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 09:10

German unemployment figures much better than expected. Probably all the new jobs in deliveries , food and toilet paper manufacturing.

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 09:07

Cboe sentiment in positive territory.

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 09:06

Lol.
I wonder how many on here won’t be squealing when they pull the dividend and the share price falls to 28p.
Squeal little piggies, squeal.

[ignoble] 31/3/2020 09:03

Old Vic
Isn't that what you pay your accountant to do
Lol

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 09:03

What was that phrase used back in the day..."The green shoots of recovery" ...!

[ignoble] 31/3/2020 09:01

Light at the end of the tunnel

At the end of the day, Nature has a way of sorting things out.

[oldvic] 31/3/2020 09:01

slightly of topic but

my accountant has asked me to find a brocker that includes in their reports suite the ability to
include a calculation of capital gain or loss on each share transaction
help !
any body

[oldvic] 31/3/2020 09:01

slightly of topic but

my accountant has asked me to find a brocker that includes in their reports suite the ability to
include a calculation of capital gain or loss on each share transaction
help !
any body

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 08:59

Economic stabilisation in Asian markets. Still a long way to go but ....

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 08:59

Look all the deeeeeeks sat in a circle talking bullshxt.
Reminds me of the film Independence Day where you have all of the deeeeeeks on the top of the building welcoming the visitors, dancing, laughing and singing, that is until they’re blown to pieces.

Don’t worry though I’ll be here to pick up the pieces, hopefully all green and gold. Lol.

[ignoble] 31/3/2020 08:56

Mitchy
At last... Lots of positives
Let's keep them coming...

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 08:55

All those test kits that aren’t fit for purpose.
Hospital numbers increasing by 1000 plus daily.
Number of deaths not accurately reported.
Number of deaths set to increase over next 14days doubling every 3days.
Vaccines mooted but do not work, even success can’t be guaranteed as unsure how many guinea pigs will go on to develop cancers.
12% of U.K. businesses bust. Mass unemployment and house market crash.
Wow, you can certainly put a spin on it.

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 08:48

What a difference a day makes. Falling new cases and deaths , new treatments , BCG vaccine trialled as a fill in whilst covid 19 vaccine is developed.Then there's the introduction of pass card for those who've had the virus so they can start work again. Millions of test kits bought and being delivered.AND I've saved the would by lying on my sofa....Happy days. Of course there is still 'The Reckoning' of decimated businesses to pay but if we can somehow rebuild business 'quickly' it's going to be more like a summer break rather than an End of Days.

[diku] 31/3/2020 08:45

And what about that smile?...

[icejelly] 31/3/2020 08:45

The Chinese took over an Italian leather goods company last year and moved in many of their own Chinese workers. And guess where that factory is - the base of the Italian outbreak.

[mikemichael2] 31/3/2020 08:37

I can vouch for that, Chinese eating is a disgusting sight for the eyes, they shove anything and everything in their gob, with the bits they don't want spat out onto the table. They are completely oblivious to anyone around them, and treat staff like slaves, waving and pointing their instructions.

[gaffer73] 31/3/2020 08:26

Exactly Daddy, and only announced yesterday.

[daddy warbucks] 31/3/2020 08:26

Could be, but that would strengthen the financials wouldn't it?