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[blackstone] 13/12/2004 10:53

You are slow this week MTG
oops
edit
had to take link off as it was a bit too much
The story is off Jenifer Lopez proffesional nipple tweaker
This is a better link

[christow] 12/12/2004 22:34

Yea, a Rhino costume 'll be a good gag. Ouch.

[bahtat] 12/12/2004 22:15

"Leeds Rhinos celebrate winning the Super League Grand Final the only way they know!!"

[christow] 12/12/2004 22:03

go on, giss a leg up sos I can get on that log.

[philmiboots] 07/12/2004 17:31

Err, off topic - is this legal?.....



Two female rhinoceroses at the zoo were eagerly awaiting the arrival of a new male. When he was led into the paddock, they wasted no time in introducing themselves.
"Hi, I'm Julie, and this is Sandra."
"Hi," said the male. "My name's Neil.'
"Ooooh!" they trilled. "Not the rhino Neil"

(I'll get my coat)

[renda2] 07/12/2004 15:55

Oh george why cant i have an umbrella in the rain like normal rhino's?

[blackstone] 07/12/2004 10:15

Those powdered human toe nail clippings seem to be doing the trick Honey

[bahtat] 07/12/2004 09:58

"MY dads got one of those, but his is MUCH bigger!"

[blackstone] 07/12/2004 09:39

Taska the rhino is pushing for a new Species Survival Plan ,his wife Trixie is giving it her full backing

[m.t.glass] 06/12/2004 18:37

Logo from Spearmint Rhino homepage
(not that I ever go there) (just research..)

[bahtat] 06/12/2004 18:20

"Look this is Spearmint Rhinos.. Those are the poles... This is the training!"

[paulkent] 06/12/2004 18:00

spearmint RHINO..how could i have missed that!!!..excellent!

[bahtat] 06/12/2004 17:53

"What do you want Dad, the trolley jack or a wrench?"

[jonc] 06/12/2004 17:32

Junior checks out the lap dancing at his local Spearmint Rhino........

[paulkent] 06/12/2004 17:28

Fastest ever conception and birth amazes onlookers....

[m.t.glass] 06/12/2004 16:47

"It's OK sonny - I work for Rhino-rod"

[paulkent] 06/12/2004 16:30

"Are you sure this is the ONLY way you can clean it properly?" asks Mummy Rhino

[paulkent] 06/12/2004 16:28

Contestants go pale as the next Bushtucker trial is demonstrated....

[paulkent] 06/12/2004 16:26

Rigsby screamed as he realised the true horror of his fantasy...

[bahtat] 06/12/2004 15:15

"No! Thats definitely in" said the ref.

[tinker] 06/12/2004 15:07

Yes, son, this is a scrum. Now go and find a ball.

[tinker] 06/12/2004 15:03

"Hey, Dad, give us a quid for an ice cream"

[tinker] 06/12/2004 14:57

Ok, son, this is position one. Position two is similar.

[tinker] 06/12/2004 14:52

"Hey, Dad, you just grew another horn"