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[tinker] 06/12/2004 14:50

MT Sorry, I should check back!!

[m.t.glass] 06/12/2004 14:50

"Cor! What you doing Dad? Refuelling Mum?"

[m.t.glass] 06/12/2004 14:39

Image for w/e midnight Sunday 12 Dec:

[m.t.glass] 06/12/2004 14:36

Beat yer to that one Tinker ;o)




WINNER:

Global warming fears confirmed as Lapland succumbs to severe flooding.
- Tim Bovingdon

SPECIAL MENTION:

Too late, Santa realized the dangers of flying his sleigh fast and low over the Persian Gulf
- Edward Arthur

"Would you look at that, after all the trouble we went to to save those kiwis, Santa still brings us a stupid beach ball."
- Karl Walde

Personally, I don't believe in dolphins
- Rob Falconer

Natalie Appleton needs oxygen AGAIN on her Bush Tucker Trial!
- rob ilkley

Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
- John Latusek

[tinker] 03/12/2004 15:10

Do they know it's Christmas?

[tinker] 02/12/2004 18:09

"OK, Mustafa, just take this nice snowball and attach it to that American ship"

[blackstone] 02/12/2004 10:52

Santa obviously misread the claus in his contract as he thought he had signed for NFL miami dolphins

[m.t.glass] 02/12/2004 10:17

"Apparently they are almost as intelligent as us, these humans. Though in his case it's hard to believe."

[renda2] 01/12/2004 10:24

This years xmas fancy dress party was won by the "Cooper twins" who dressed up as Dolphins.

[tinker] 01/12/2004 09:49

"Look just balance this flipping ball on your nose or I'll really get the sack"

[bahtat] 30/11/2004 15:35

"I'm Dreaming of a wet Christmas"......

[bahtat] 30/11/2004 15:31

"Sod this!" said Santa, "thats the last time I deliver to Atlantis!"

[bahtat] 30/11/2004 15:18

MTG

Just as long as I dont have to be Carol Vordeman!

Those unlined leather mini skirts soooo chafe!!! ;o)

[m.t.glass] 30/11/2004 14:53

Bahtat - I wasn't going to submit it, but on second thoughts why not ;o)
(I'll just pretend I'm Richard Whiteley)

[m.t.glass] 30/11/2004 13:52

Cheers Bah. Amended accordingly.
I suppose this means there's no chance of Santa talking at cross porpoises ;o)

[bahtat] 30/11/2004 13:28

MTG

Definitely Dolphins, I couldnt remember, ;-), so:

www.phocoena.org/dorp.html.

[tinker] 30/11/2004 12:19

Santa regretted attempting to land his sleigh on the Ark Royal.

[bahtat] 29/11/2004 17:58

Disney's 'Christmas on Ice' spectacular went wrong when someone left the heating on.

[paulkent] 29/11/2004 17:47

Santa had totally misunderstood little Billys Xmas wish list asking for a pair of Flippers...

[paulkent] 29/11/2004 17:45

"Goddam it, you leave your ironing board alone for one lousy minute to get changed and when you get back those pesky dolphins have eaten it again"

[m.t.glass] 29/11/2004 16:51

"I dunno who he is or what he wants, but I'll have his legs. You can have his arms and head."