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[m.t.glass] 29/10/2004 11:05

Holed your tongue!

[gausie] 29/10/2004 10:34

NHS Dentists are every bit as conscientious as private Dentists. Discuss.

[philmiboots] 27/10/2004 22:51

B&Q launch their new Christmas DIY economy tool rack.

[demonl] 27/10/2004 22:31

I said to drill the tongue-and-groove you idiot!!

[paulkent] 27/10/2004 14:38

Reports are filtering through that people are now going to extreme lengths to be featured on Anoraks Caption Competition

[tinker] 27/10/2004 14:31

So my Sales Manager said "Hit the nail on the head and get the bit between your teeth"

Won't be entering it, Philmeboots, as it's too close to yours. T

[philmiboots] 25/10/2004 17:16

...at least he's got the bit between his teeth.

[paulkent] 25/10/2004 17:09

Latest ad campaign makes Black and Decker Sales Director chuck up a bit

[paulkent] 25/10/2004 17:02

Blair wastes no time publishing photos revealing evidence at last of Weapons of Mouth Destruction

[philmiboots] 25/10/2004 15:51

But the Sergeant Major said drill it into him.

[m.t.glass] 25/10/2004 14:56

In their pursuit of the Roger Whittaker Whistling Award, there are few tricks the contestants won't resort to, to give themselves that edge.

[execline] 25/10/2004 13:49

Even though the customer brought the rest of his family round in support, B & Q were still adamant the drill could not be returned without a receipt.

[paulkent] 25/10/2004 12:29

Early entries in the "Worlds Strangest Kebab" competiton worry judges...

[jonc] 25/10/2004 12:29

Ey up chuck!

[paulkent] 25/10/2004 12:27

Carpentry apprientice learns harsh lesson about the risks in licking the drill bit clean after each job...

[m.t.glass] 25/10/2004 12:27

When attempting to ream your nostrils, do not stick out your tongue.
(Advice from safety video)

[jonc] 25/10/2004 12:27

DIY house makeover goes awry in New Guinea.

[tinker] 25/10/2004 12:01

When I said I like a bit of tongue, that's not what I had in mind.

(Thanks for the congrats MT)

[m.t.glass] 25/10/2004 10:18

With NHS dentists in short supply, the DIY approach is proving trickier than some imagined.

[m.t.glass] 25/10/2004 10:16

Latest image. Captions deadline midnight Sunday 31 October

[m.t.glass] 25/10/2004 10:09

Results for the Prince Harry and skeleton pic (941):

WINNER:

Harry points out the best spot to hit a photographer in the face
- philip rothwell


Another advfn winner. Congratulations!




SPECIAL MENTION:

Harry fends off amourous advances of Victoria Beckham with sharpened pencil
- Karl Walde

A touch of mascara couldn't hide the fact that Harry's mum wasn't looking her best.
- keith denham

He couldn't help it, sometimes memories of Mum just popped into his head - Nige

Mum, what really happened in Paris?
- john blake

Regulars of the Rattlebone Inn
- Stuey

[m.t.glass] 22/10/2004 13:57

Editor's probably fed up of seeing my name!
(either that or s/he assumed a non-arty readership)