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[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:59

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:58

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:57

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:57

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:55

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:50

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!'

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHT BULB! I'M A LIGHT BULB!'

Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.'

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.

'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.

[marcus wanky] 10/11/2012 07:47

Let's see....

[neebee] 07/12/2011 14:40

Maybe it's just me then!!

[neebee] 07/12/2011 13:50

We could all just migrate on mass to iii until they learn how to treat their customers.

[cockney sparrow] 29/10/2010 12:52

BAN Feelinlucky.

[rainmaker] 01/6/2009 00:00

I make that 22 in favour of a ban and 2 against so motion carried.

regards

[wenlynn] 31/5/2009 19:01

6Kenny,
Don't despair.
Boy George likes you.

[6kenny] 31/5/2009 12:58

sid,

fair enough, I have created a thread as you well know that will allow people to post all likely outcomes of investing in UNIQ without being called names or bullied off the thread...

off out now to enjoy the sun...have a nice day everyone...