coal wanted for bombed out train!

the tracks have been laid for this rust bucket with our money and now we want our cash back with a 50% return minimum but we need your help here is a list of some of the problems stoping our train

LACK OF COAL
head winds
objects on the track
over weight passengers
driver falling asleep
ETC...

even the mighty tom bulford (rhps tip rag) cannot move this thing with his bently
so we need your coal and manpower please ask to join our list so we can push this tank forward

ITRAIN PUSH LIST
tom bulford (tomo to his friends)
roger moore
julie
sunshine