Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[thanatos abysss] 24/4/2024 07:37

hey gary kreature riles - this is what they are doing to us

[gary_barlow] 23/4/2024 17:28

Joseph is just looking at Joseph, looking at Joseph, wondering if he should go over and talk to Joseph. 💋🍌

[ball deap] 23/4/2024 11:19

I will organise 51 cucumbers, 1 in case 1 snaps in your cavity!

[thanatos abysss] 22/4/2024 09:00

yes please - as we all know vlad, kreature, me and 48 others are all the same

we say yes please for both at the same time. we are used to it




Vlad,

I must ask you this very important question!!!

can I bum you pls? Or can I stuff a cucumber into your anal gateway in a BDSM dungeon surrounded by guys in gimp masks watching? Your choice x

[kreature] 21/4/2024 12:34

Would it be fair to say that that building society are not on the FCA financial crimes watchlist ?

[forfaiter1] 20/4/2024 21:08

Metro bank looking cheap......


"Coventry Building Society has agreed a potential takeover of The Co-operative Bank in a deal worth up to £780m.

The building society confirmed that it had reached an agreement on the key commercial terms with the bank’s owners.

The acquisition, which would see the building society take on the bank’s three million customers, would make it the UK’s seventh largest lender with assets of around £89bn.

[jessica harvey] 17/4/2024 12:21

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[ball deap] 17/4/2024 12:20

Vlad, I must ask you this very important question!!! can I bum you pls? Or can I stuff a cucumber into your anal gateway in a BDSM dungeon surrounded by guys in gimp masks watching? Your choice x

[thanatos abysss] 16/4/2024 20:51

poor gerbified shorts at 32 here

normal service has been resumed


RR SYME


🤣

[vlad the impaler] 16/4/2024 20:29

It's a bit harsh considering she would get a bonus here and an award for services to gerbils

[kreature] 16/4/2024 20:21

Not sure what’s so wrong with this ?: maybe just an oversight?

[vlad the impaler] 16/4/2024 19:58

Earnings not bad in BoAmer. just needed to be much more 😂

[vlad the impaler] 16/4/2024 19:56

Sold today. Half a point loss better than 33

[vlad the impaler] 16/4/2024 19:55

Needless to say Bank of America followed JPM

I think this needs to hit 80p tomorrow
Ummm

[vlad the impaler] 16/4/2024 19:45

Barcelona or PSG? Should be good

[thanatos abysss] 16/4/2024 07:14

yes all 50 of us should be

[kreature] 16/4/2024 07:12

Dunno, but everyone should be treated equally and fairly

[ball deap] 15/4/2024 22:52

Anyone know the BLM rating on this now ?

[thanatos abysss] 14/4/2024 07:23

The Joseph Show is filmed before a studio audience who didn't turn up.

[thanatos abysss] 14/4/2024 07:22

It's not JPMIt's JRMThe moggster

[kreature] 14/4/2024 05:53

Now what ?

[institutional investments] 13/4/2024 15:34

Thought JPM could have got to next update

[institutional investments] 13/4/2024 15:33

Vlad The Impaler - 12 Apr 2024 - 11:54:28 - 25139 of 25182
I get what you are saying, but it's hard to ignore outlooks for solvent, profitable banks, and think metro can do better or buck that Outlook

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Started early in tbe US

[gary_barlow] 13/4/2024 13:56

The Joseph Show is filmed before a studio audience.