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[ignoble] 29/1/2018 19:37

Because you pee'd yourself ????

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 19:14

Why is there a pool of dirty looking water below my press?

[ffp] 29/1/2018 18:25

What potatoes!

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 17:45

20 tons pressure - what peelings?

[ffp] 29/1/2018 17:42

But what will you do with the peelings...

Evening all.. bin out to lunch...hic.... (not really)

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 17:29

No problem.

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 16:43

Could I bring our spuds up to you JJ
Shove them in the press for potatoes of the mashed kind !
Job done

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 16:40

How the hell have we managed to lose a potato peeler and a 7 inch or so pair of kitchen scissors ?
I wouldn't mind quite so much but I remember paying for the potato peeler.

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 16:06

My Dear Wife never ceases to amaze

Whilst sipping a rather pleasant cup of coffee , out of nowhere Mrs Ig came out with
"Did you know that we could buy a 2 bedroomed apartment in Carnoustie that overlooks the golf course for £120,000"

Oh says I , why are you looking at apartments in Carnoustie ?

"I wasn't "came the reply

I didn't ask any further

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 16:01

On my way immediately

Double check on the rat poison too

Something is afoot ...

(Here come the puns)

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 15:59

Mrs JJ suggests you check in the shed for the weedkiller.

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 15:57

Perish the Thought

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 15:54

How about the butter knife? This would be even more serious.
Its like a game of Cludo... Mrs Ig, in the livingroom, with the egg slicer.

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 15:39

Yikes
The Potato Peeler is also missing

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 12:46

Vase line is a good idea
Axles and bearing are alloy ...should do
the job
Wonder if Her Indoor's lip balm would work

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 12:44

Turning cold again after a very mild weekend

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 12:43

Oddly , I cannot find the scissors that
usually live in the kitchen drawer

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 12:22

Is Mrs Ig planning something you do not know about?

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 12:18

I shall send you a smidgeon of Shell Gadus S3 V220C 2. I bet FFP knows what it is.
S'pose you could always use Vaseline. Waterproof, safe on most plastics.
Better still, use furniture polish. Its not sticky and will not attract dirt which is the down side of using grease and ends up with more wear.

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 11:07

Today's gem
Mrs Ig has suggested that I take out a Funeral Plan
True love

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 10:49

JJ , Dear Sir
Been cleaning son's golf trolley
Could do with a bit of grease for the axle
Drop me a smidgeon in the post please.

Just in case your glasses need a clean , that is smidgeon not Pigeon
Loads of those down here thank you

[ignoble] 29/1/2018 10:37

Morning All
Cooling down and looks like rain

[jonjonck] 29/1/2018 09:22

Good Morning.

[ffp] 28/1/2018 12:01

Ooops, used the name so you wouldn't know it was me, how do you think I paid for the breakie??

[ignoble] 28/1/2018 11:33

Mind reader....just thinking that I fancy a proper breaking

Mrs Ig checking her credit card this morning , £85 debit for a Chinese Mining Company !
Card cancelled and new one being issued

How the ding dong does her card get used in such a way
Internet Banking is secure ????
Like hell it is