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[ignoble] 28/12/2017 20:36

Whoa , big fella !
Lol

[ffp] 28/12/2017 20:30

Well you certainly suck seed in that....

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 19:38

Our sole porpoise in life is to gently
amuse you
AMUSE that is !

Don't want speculation about the Manor of Rogering thank you very much

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 18:50

Maybe he should find a Driving School
up there and try the trick
Something tells me it won't quite work

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 18:48

LOL
Maybe FFP's son is stuck in Dunblane as he could not find a driving school offering 1st lesson free.

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 17:54

My son was flying out of the UK

Told him to book driving lessons where the first one is free

He drove to Heathrow !

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 17:52

That is very funny

I think the address in Porty is Manor
of Rogering
Tad confusing

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 17:36

That was Jak who gave me your address in 'ere. While searching old thread for your address posted by Jak I found this and thought it rather funny and worth posting again...



An NEE farmer called Roger walks into a High Street bank & asks for a loan.

He tells the bank officer he is going to Portugal for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000.

The bank officer tells Roger the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the NEE Farmer hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book & everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank manager & its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough-looking Farmer for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5000 loan.

The bank manager then instructs an employee of the bank to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage, where he parks it.

Two weeks later, Roger returns from Portugal, repays the £5,000 & the interest of £15.41.

The bank officer says to Roger, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, & this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled...


While you were away, we checked you out further & found that you are a multi-millionaire and own Farms all over the country and a big mansion house, Rogering Manor.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"?

Roger replies: "Where else in Frinton can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 & expect it to be there when I return”


Ah, the mind of a true farmer...
This is why they survive

[ffp] 28/12/2017 17:18

Oh big chuckle... Rogering Manor.... if only...

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 17:11

Did you put a stamp on ?

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 16:56

Changed the delivery address, press is on the way to Rogering Manor, Bottom End Farm, Windy Ridge, Phrinton.

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 16:55

Now I realise what the whistling sounds were after a popping noise!

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 16:52

Hope they weren't using you for target
practice JJ

[ffp] 28/12/2017 16:43

You could give me the press and I could do them for you remotely!!!

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 15:59

I wonder if this press will be any good at doing wheel bearings, hmmm, remote possibility I suppose.

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 15:57

Now there is a good idea for the press.

Went for a walk this afternoon on Barry Buddon. Really nice in the sun and no wind.
Turned cold now though as well.

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 15:45

Gawd , it is turning cold very quickly
now the sun is going down

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 15:38

Perhaps you could use it to do the ironing whilst watching television
Put a decent crease in your trousers

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 15:20

oh yes and probably 1% cashback from Topcashback site. As well as 0.5% cashback on my credit card used for paypal.

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 15:13

Does not come up if you search "20 ton press" but does with "20 tonne press".
I got a 20% Ebay discount voucher on anything today until 6pm. PNY2018

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 13:16

I can see that going down very well in the JJ Household
Perhaps Mrs JJ's restored bicycle could also take pride of place in the sitting room
Fair's fair

[jonjonck] 28/12/2017 13:13

Yeah! I dunno what I will use it for either, but will look good in corner of sitting room as a piece of art.

[ignoble] 28/12/2017 12:48

I dread to think what one does with that ....could squeeze some of FFP's
Sugarbeet I suppose