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[barry pringle] 21/7/2014 21:30

"Give him a lol Barry", Mrs Pringle shouted down from the new Winnebago's motorised satellite dish. "He's a chip-shop curry jester Barry, mildly reminiscent of your actual humour but without the qualities traditionally enjoyed", she added, whimsically.

I didn't say anything, I just Googled 'Liverpool' and 'Qualities' and it came up with a Merseyside Herald article on the regions fast transport links to other areas.

[abix74] 19/7/2014 00:38

We have BBQ's in Liverpool too. Usually under police cars.

[barry pringle] 18/7/2014 22:38

"Take no notice Barry", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the new Winnebago's integrated outdoor BBQ. "We're living the life of Riley Barry - parked up in a Seaford lay-by, about to visit Mr Hollick and having a lovely alfresco BBQ in our shorts", she added, contentedly. "I'd be bitter surrounded by Norris Green", she post-scripted, philosophically.

I didn't say anything, I just sat back on my sun-lounger and admired Mrs P's wonderful way with words.

[abix74] 18/7/2014 00:43

Which proves Barry to be a bit of a liar?

[barry pringle] 17/7/2014 14:22

"You see Barry, we always attract your quality poster", Mrs Pringle shouted over from her de-Lux sun lounger. "Mr Doo's always had a soft spot for me Barry, We've both been to paradise but we've never been to us", she added, dreamily.

I didn't say anything, I just Googled 'Liverpool' and 'Paradise' and it didn't turn up a single result.

[scuba doo] 17/7/2014 07:30

LOL!

Say what you like but Mrs P is never shy when it comes to telling it how it is.

Their son (Back Door) Bob was just the bl00dy same.


Morning to the floor ....

[abix74] 15/7/2014 23:06

Mrs Pringle is a bit shouty? Mildly amusing though.

Barry, are you ever allowed to post without the old bird cracking on from the back?

[jack jebb] 15/7/2014 12:49

Does Mrs Pringle do anything else apart from shouting the whole b100dy time?

[barry pringle] 13/7/2014 10:06

"FFS Barry!", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the toilet tent.

[barry pringle] 13/7/2014 10:02

"It wasn't the return we'd anticipated Barry?", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the new Winnebago's vanity capsule. "Tell Abix he needs a dual-boot drive Barry", she added, "and keep your sentence short if you're looking for a lol", she post scripted, sarcastically.

I didn't say anything, I just Googled 'Dual Boot' and 'Liverpool' and it came up with a Merseyside Herald advert for diamonique encrusted christening shoes.

[maxk] 07/7/2014 23:22

Linux is for hippies shurely?


You going to Woodstock abix?

[abix74] 07/7/2014 21:36

Mrs Pringle,

Would you please tell your lad Barry, that if he ever wants to become a comic writer: he needs to keep his sentences shorter?

Thanks.

PS Is it me with a line break problem? I've just installed linux. I'm not sure why.

[barry pringle] 06/7/2014 22:54

"Good heavens Barry, it's been resurrected!", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the newly decked veranda. "Even that bloke with the broken line-break key's been posting - the one with the crusty socks and magpie phobia", she added, with incredulity.

I didn't say anything, I just Googled 'Greg's Phobia' and 'Liverpool' and it came up with a Merseyside Herald article on the 1 in every 360,000 scousers who are afraid to enter a very well known pie shop more than 3 times a day.

[beeks of arabia] 05/7/2014 16:57

:)

Sorry, I was bored!

[abix74] 05/7/2014 00:12

...if so, where are my wings, feathers and excruciating squawk?

Beeks, you need to learn to get over stuff.

[beeks of arabia] 02/7/2014 21:18

Rip - Lol!

I still have you on my "top 5 to have a beer with".

One day eh? One day.

[scuba doo] 02/7/2014 12:41

Rip,

Can we please be friends whilst Rabbit returns if I promise not to brag ?

I know I could be a good friend if you give me a chance, really I could .....

[beeks of arabia] 01/7/2014 18:30

Where is he these days?