Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[urals] 06/12/2020 12:41

#GKPThe con here monumental.Over 3 years to hold the market to the floor grinding shares out of retail,pre the most obvious multi billione and p sale ever.3 years of paid orchestrated battering of sentiment on all retail GKP Forums.This chap could not more right. https://t.co/WpjbllOjJK

[urals] 06/12/2020 12:41

Busy bashing looks like :)Total provides a metricSat 19:21#GKPSale RNS approaches, here's a real metric that will explain huge shock when sale price revealed.18%of TOTALS 350m = $8/boe = BARE MINIMUM = £15 for GKP 's470M 2P + 180M 2C ??https://t.co/mk000JNNd8

[steephill cove] 06/12/2020 12:09

And as Bob would say...

And there we have it...

McFly02

A World Class Schlumberger rival competitor company, providing Oil Consultancy & Drilling Advice to GKP.

Run by an Uncle & his Niece with a couple of computer monitors & a bit of household CCTV from their state of the art operational HQ, in a small cul de sac in Worsley.

You just could not make it up

Comedy Gold ;-)

[habshan] 06/12/2020 12:02

"Now back to reality and today's up to date data.
Gkp are currently only producing from the Jurassic !"

I'm impressed Sarah.

Your subscribers are clearly getting their monies worth.

[urals] 06/12/2020 11:53

2020 gross production,c.39,000 bopd ??Mcap £203 ??cash £104m ??EV £174m ??Net Cash £29m ??Opex per barrel $2.6??Net capex in H1 2020 was $38.5 million. H2 2020 net capex expected to be minimal??book value £348m ??book value per share £1.65p ??cash per share 49p #GKPAnd they forgot about to be sold for double figure quids, possibly treble figures.:)

[steephill cove] 06/12/2020 11:33

McFly02:- I told them they had got SH9 wrong but the experts said they knew better but the drill bit proved them wrong and me right months before they TD.

Phoenix Nights at its finest, right up there alongside the inflatable p3nis childrens bouncy castle...

Comedy Gold from the Worsley Warriors ;-)

[urals] 06/12/2020 11:25

#GKPThe con here monumental.Over 3 years to hold the market to the floor grinding shares out of retail,pre the most obvious multi billione and p sale ever.3 years of paid orchestrated battering of sentiment on all retail GKP Forums.This chap could not more right. https://t.co/WpjbllOjJK

[urals] 06/12/2020 11:24

Busy bashing looks like :)Total provides a metricSat 19:21#GKPSale RNS approaches, here's a real metric that will explain huge shock when sale price revealed.18%of TOTALS 350m = $8/boe = BARE MINIMUM = £15 for GKP 's470M 2P + 180M 2C ??https://t.co/mk000JNNd8

[beernut] 06/12/2020 11:19

Saudis Raise Crude Pricing to Asia as Vaccines Buoy Oil Market
By Sharon Cho and Anthony Di Paola
December 6, 2020, 4:40 AM EST
Arab Light crude pricing rises by 80 cents to 30-cent premium
Increase shows high demand in Asia, largest market for Saudis
Saudi Arabia raised oil pricing for customers in its main market of Asia after optimism over coronavirus vaccines caused crude prices to rise to an eight-month high last week.

The increase, the biggest in five months, indicates the world’s largest oil exporter is confident global energy demand is strong enough to absorb a small boost in output from OPEC+ members next month and that markets will remain tight even with parts of Europe and the U.S. in lockdown.

[mcfly02] 06/12/2020 11:17

.😂🖕

[mcfly02] 06/12/2020 11:16

Now back to reality and today's upto date data.

Gkp are currently only producing from the Jurassic !

No wells are producing from the Triassic and they won't be going there for a long time to come......FACT !

The Permian is a very long away pie in the sky dream.

The gas plant needed to handle the gas is still only a model on the board room table and will require a massive amount of cash and time to build and will no doubt result in yet another cash call.

As everyday passes new data is gathered and not all that data is positive !

I told them they had got SH9 wrong but the experts said they knew better but the drill bit proved them wrong and me right months before they TD.

I also mentioned problems with SH12 again I was proven right and they had to move up the well because of what they didn't expect to find. This now has a knock on effect on SH13 and why it won't be drilling any deeper.

I am of the strong and confident belief that the OWC isn't as deep as they thought and this will (if they tell you) impact the reserves numbers.

Don't get me started on the historical operational problems they keep quiet about.

Anyway got to go because I've got some secondhand spark plugs to clean so I can sell them on EBay 😂😂😂

[officerdigby] 06/12/2020 11:08

Ok Genius' why has it Then Permian Not been mentioned since like 2014.They could have drilled in an alternative spot to SH1. To explore. Rather than waste the cash in the pointless dividends.It points to fact Permian is a Myth TBH. At least as a developable oil resource.

[habshan] 06/12/2020 10:58

"Sat here laughing at you"

And every time you wheel out that old chestnut Sarah the Oil & Gas community has a good old laugh at you.

They also had a good old laugh when DNO made their offer.

DNO thought they would chance their arm with a speculative offer while GKP was on it's knees, and there's nothing wrong with that.

They were shown the door for wasting everyone's time, as were you and your Uncle Tony.

DNO couldn't afford to pay what GKP was worth but there was no harm in trying.

[mcfly02] 06/12/2020 10:34

Dear oh dear 😂

Such old and very much out of date information on all fronts.

A share that's currently trading at £0.97p is apparently worth £100 a share according to the mug punters on the blogs.

DNO had access to all the data including SH1 drilling data and they thought it was only worth £1 old money and refused to up the offer and walked away 😱

Sat here laughing at you 😂😂😂

[highlander7] 06/12/2020 10:00

" And Tonys nervously watching all his household CCTV cameras for any signs of the PIs they have offended over the years, while they have made money permanently trashing GKP..."

They have a battery of at least 12 cctv cameras at the last count and sad old Sarah sits in front of the monitor and her Computer monitors waiting for the Van(s) to pull up ......not my idea of living. But well deserved for that pair of idiots.

LOL

[highlander7] 06/12/2020 09:53

When that $$$$ could have been used to source parts to do a better drill?


All they do is HIRE a better Specced drill rig. Let them drill and well test then stick on a HP Xmas Tree for production. Which is exactly what they will do when they go back. But it means stopping production , which is why ( I assume ) they have not done it - yet.

[steephill cove] 06/12/2020 09:52

The Worsley Warriors will tell you its worth tuppence ha penny when Sarahs in her jim jams sitting with her monitors trading GKP short...

And Tonys nervously watching all his household CCTV cameras for any signs of the PIs they have offended over the years both living & dead, while they have made money permanently trashing GKP...

Scrote Cam

[nestoframpers] 06/12/2020 09:50

There is oil in the Permian as Shiakan is an oil trap , why are people still not getting it ? The pressure is massive as the Zargos water table under pins the oil trap.

[eddie47] 06/12/2020 09:46

Correct Steephill. I heard it nearly blew the bloody doors off!

[steephill cove] 06/12/2020 09:33

And the time is right, because there is a huge cup & handle on GKPs chart right now...

[jason_scrap] 06/12/2020 09:32

https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-12-06/gulf-stocks-rally-on-saudi-arabia-qatar-talks-inside-em?__twitter_impression=true

[steephill cove] 06/12/2020 09:30

As Todd Kozel said many years ago, when he foretold that there would be a monumental fight for GKP...

Why shouldnt PIs be there & benefit from the final game changing take out price at GKP ;-)

[beernut] 06/12/2020 09:28

Some posts from Twitter. Puts a smile on your face hoping it’s true.



Goodnight Charlie
@GoodnightCharl1
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Dec 4
#GKP
if buyers are #CNPC
As is most likely that will add 20% to their reserves Face with monocle
People should understand that

Shaikan is a MASSIVELY valuable field.

Conning 35,000 retail out has effectively taken 8 years

Now TAKEOVER tba

Morgan Stanley etc the beneficiaries

Not many PI
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Jay
@Jay1trader
· Dec 4
Replying to @sharesearch_ and @Lee_Trades
#GKP the next BP....? Man shruggingSmiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes
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Goodnight Charlie
@GoodnightCharl1
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Dec 3
#GKP
Sold
And the chart thinks so too Slightly smiling face
Going to need a log scale Y axisSmiling face with open mouthCollision symbol
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Goodnight Charlie Retweeted

Paul
@Paul47293202
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Dec 2
#GKP

Black Swan Events

This is very soon going to be one
Nobody believes a stock price can leap 20/30/50 + fold
Highly unusual, very rare , that's what will happen here
If you can't accept that,fine
BUT do me a favour do NOT be leveraged short overnight
You will be bankrupted
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Goodnight Charlie Retweeted

AndyForster
@AndyForster
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Dec 3
#GKP I’m sure we all know what happens next Hot beverageRocket
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