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[seagreen] 22/11/2004 19:02

"ere Phillipe has your doris got a hearing problem?"

[seagreen] 22/11/2004 19:01

"Ma'am what exactly is it that you mean you think all French men stink of garlic"

[m.t.glass] 22/11/2004 16:48

"Look - YOU ordered it. If you can't read a french menu you should have said so."

[bahtat] 22/11/2004 16:35

"Ma'am, you zay zees present ees from Elizabet Duke at Argoos?"

[seagreen] 22/11/2004 16:04

Excuse Moi Ma' am but it looks more like Smash than Dauphinoise

[m.t.glass] 22/11/2004 15:58

"Stop bloody sulking! It cost me a fortune bringing you here. You can catch up on Corrie at the weekend."

[m.t.glass] 22/11/2004 15:55

- hope you sent that one in Gausie :o)

[renda2] 22/11/2004 15:54

I think one's just passed wind, one hopes it's not the start of a diplomatic incident!

[gausie] 22/11/2004 15:54

Tell Del boy and Grandad: "that's the wrong chandelier"

[m.t.glass] 22/11/2004 15:24

Image for w/e 28 November (captions deadline midnight Sunday):

[m.t.glass] 22/11/2004 15:21

WINNER: (an advfn BBer again!)

Darling, I think the washing machine's leaking again.
- philip rothwell


SPECIAL MENTION:


Bridget Jones 3: Will the ditsy hilarity ever stop?
- Ed

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...Chores too!
- Brian Saxby

Costal residents told not to let global warming change their routine.
- Geoff Dagger

God invents the flat fish
- Paddy

Prezza was keen to show he had the common touch
- Jay Olin

Where do I plug the bloody iron in?
- David Swinden

Well, how would you iron a wet suit?
- Tom Blashill

[m.t.glass] 22/11/2004 13:08

Looks like anorak crew having another long weekend.... site not updated yet.

[christow] 21/11/2004 22:39

Next week, Kevin tries skydiving with Henry the hoover.

[renda2] 20/11/2004 16:10

Ok Ok I know making the power cord yellow means you can see it underwater but where do i plug it in again?

[philmiboots] 20/11/2004 11:38

That's the last time I buy a Marks and Spencer drip dry, easycare shirt.

[christow] 20/11/2004 11:12

where's the plug ?

[m.t.glass] 19/11/2004 18:32

>>>Exec - I knew those bloody creationists would have an answer :o/
(and members of the Uncreased Earth Society)

[m.t.glass] 19/11/2004 16:47

Rainfall in Wales has always been heavy. The locals cope.

[m.t.glass] 19/11/2004 16:45

"I still insist global warming is a myth. There will be no flooding"

[renda2] 19/11/2004 16:13

Having just got the shirt dry its important to iron it straight away!

[25october1969] 19/11/2004 12:55

That's the problem with using a steam iron under water; to refill it I have to pee into my yellow tube all the way down my arm

[renda2] 19/11/2004 10:26

All I said was "Ironing's a women's job!"

[kpe] 18/11/2004 20:35

I told you not to install that cat flap in the submarine.......