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[tinker] 18/11/2004 13:30

Life got tough when the Halifax repossessed Amelia's submarine.

[tinker] 18/11/2004 13:28

No, I'm ironing. If you want fish and chips for tea, catch your own.

[m.t.glass] 18/11/2004 12:41

Jobs being so hard to get, au pair boy to the queen of the mermaids sounded a good idea.

[seagreen] 18/11/2004 09:59

Laurence went to exceeding lengths to avoid Rosalin's continual henpecking, but could not quite shake off the shackles of the daily chores he had become used to completeing.

[seagreen] 17/11/2004 16:52

I think I have just farted

[m.t.glass] 17/11/2004 16:37

The new Morphy-Richards 'Cousteau' model can be used to depths of 25 metres, and is a boon to divers who don't wish to emerge looking crumpled.

[jonc] 17/11/2004 16:23

Does my bum look big in this outfit?

[seagreen] 17/11/2004 16:19

Never find a decent steam iron when you need one

[tinker] 17/11/2004 14:40

That's the last time we're going to Disneyworld Atlantis for our holidays.

[seagreen] 17/11/2004 13:14

Belabled told his broker that he would iron his knickers underwater if BPRG went to 70p

[m.t.glass] 17/11/2004 13:11

"I'm sorry chaps, I can't help with placing the mines today. I have a pressing engagement."

[m.t.glass] 17/11/2004 13:08

Having offered to do the ironing, Tom soon found himself all at sea.

[m.t.glass] 17/11/2004 13:05

Men had a tough time of it during the Iron Age.

[m.t.glass] 17/11/2004 12:59

Brian went to enormous lengths to hide his domestic side from his mates.

[blackstone] 17/11/2004 10:11

Dad and the kids thought mum was over reacting to their farts

[bahtat] 17/11/2004 09:57

The Ironman Triathlon rule book was open to interpretation.

[tinker] 16/11/2004 17:51

You know, I really hate Mondays

[bahtat] 16/11/2004 12:25

Even as the Titanic went down, First Class services were properly maintained.

[kpe] 16/11/2004 12:21

First there was Action Man, Now Iron Man........

[kpe] 16/11/2004 12:18

Forget Calgon, pop a suba diver in with every wash.

[blackstone] 16/11/2004 12:10

The wife is struggling to keep her head above water with the housework

New invention
Housewives no longer tied to the kitchen sink, they can now do all their chores in the sink

[tinker] 16/11/2004 11:46

Darling, I think the washing machine's leaking again.

[bahtat] 16/11/2004 11:14

He sadly abandoned the challenge when the yellow hose turned out to be urine waste, not air.

[m.t.glass] 16/11/2004 11:09

The rise in sea levels brought about by global warming is seriously affecting homes in the south-east.