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[tinker] 03/11/2004 08:27

Dyslexic Nick realised he'd mistakenly ordered an orgasmic kit

[jonc] 02/11/2004 12:10

Nick campaigns for Bushes erection.

[m.t.glass] 02/11/2004 11:03

Proud Nick shows off his package.

[blackstone] 02/11/2004 09:33

Okay what's in the parcel.
Is it a really big clip on tie ?

[paulkent] 02/11/2004 08:22

Innovative bridge designer shows how his latest cantilevered bridge will raise itself and expand across the Thames when stroked by users wishing to cross

[paulkent] 02/11/2004 08:18

Hard on the heels of "hobbit" discovery on the other side of the world, archaeologists are stunned as bones of slightly larger human ancestors are dug up in london

[bahtat] 01/11/2004 18:21

10'7"?...... Yeah, right!!!

[m.t.glass] 01/11/2004 18:17

'Big Nick' had to have his condoms made specially for him.

[m.t.glass] 01/11/2004 18:14

Even buildings cower in fear as Nick displays his pride and joy.

[christow] 01/11/2004 17:21

Ferrari keep the optional extras for the new F60 under wraps.

[tinker] 01/11/2004 16:45

Nick couldn't understand why no-one would stop and give him a blow job

[tinker] 01/11/2004 13:19

"Now that winter was approaching, Jurgen decided to air his willy warmer"

[blackstone] 01/11/2004 12:15

MTG
Here is the news link


Nick spent 33 minutes 15 seconds struggling with a huge sheet of paper as he worked on folding the giant phallus.

Why would anyone want to time him ??

[m.t.glass] 01/11/2004 12:03

"It's not my fault." Insists the architect.
"The builders left out this vital component."

[christow] 01/11/2004 11:25

Tom couldn't hide his embarrassment, he'd been caught in public again with black socks and sandals.

[m.t.glass] 01/11/2004 11:07

Image for Nov 1-7 (captions deadline midnight Sunday 7 Nov)



(If anyone knows the origin/source/story, or even the name of the building, please let me know)

[m.t.glass] 01/11/2004 11:06

ADVFN BBers in there again!

WINNER:

"But the DIY manual said 'to drill tongue and groove'!"
- Keith Denham


SPECIAL MENTION:

"Next time, you can put your own bloody shelves up"
- Rob Falconer

With sudden embarrassment, Kim realised he'd forgotten to change out of his fluffy pink apron.
- Ed

Reports are filtering through that people are now going to extreme lengths to be featured on Anorak's Caption Competition
- Paul Kent

"Waitwess, aye assed fo a screwdwivah!"
- Ian

"That's the last time I try to do my own fillings."
- David Swinden

"Well. don't just stand there, get me a rawl plug!
- Rotters

"I wouldn't mind but the git said he didn't have a drill when I went over his house to borrow one"
- Martin

[christow] 01/11/2004 00:18

Fred was a little surprised that his interview to the join the Masons was black balled for 'inappropriate evening wear'.