ARSE and the X-FILES..is there a link?

Over the seasons,it has become increasingly apparant that a strange force is at work around Lowbury. 'Educated' men fail to see things in front of their eyes,sportsmen acting totally out of character.What is causing this phenomenon? The 'curse' is spreading,reaching as far as Holland,making ordinary husbands spend their lives in a vacuous existance. Wailings,moaning,and screams can be heard.It is pitiful to observe grown men in ritual dance mode in the middle of sporting arenas,sporting outdated attire. To this end,i have started this thread,so that others,who may have suffered this curse,can post tips,help lines,or professional details,in order to put these poor souls out of their misery.They NEED your help. There is a chance this phenomena will intensify from Friday,and could last into next year.So,friends of the less fortunate,spare time,and guidance....THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE?.